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5/10
Ehh....
16 August 2015
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I'm giving this movie 5 stars because it was never for me, it was for the kids. And they enjoyed it I think.

Here's the deal, this movie is pretty forgettable. It's not as terrible as several other viewers have said, but it's not a masterpiece. They don't make good kids' movies like they used to when we were young, so it's unfair to compare these that way.

My main complaints with this movie are realistic issues. Like, how on Earth can they fit so many activities into the day after school gets out? (Going to the store which we find out later took nearly an hour, the DMV, the dry cleaners, a school play, picking up a girl to take to prom, dinner at a fancy restaurant, and a birthday party)....all before the sun goes down. Maybe doable if that school play is at like 4pm, but what school would do that knowing so many parents work? Also, how did the mom meet up with the family so flawlessly if she was borrowing someone's bike an hour ago? Did the woman get her bike back? And seriously, she was about to lose her job over the book misprint, and she just poof, decided to skip the rest of work to be with the family. Yeah, that'll go over real well in real life. And if you destroy all the parking meters and cause all that commotion during your driving test, I'm quite sure there'd be a whole police investigation, granted not entertainment, but clearly extending the day even further. Also, they have time to stop and get big brother's tux, but not time to swing by the house and get dad a suitable shirt for his interview? I'm not buying it.

Glad the kids had a chuckle or two. But overall, the movie tries to do too much in a short amount of time, which leaves half of the cast/plot very poorly developed. There's a scene where big bro gets suspended from school, but apparently is still allowed to go to prom that night. I could go on, but it's just not that serious.
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America Unearthed (2012– )
1/10
Make it stop
6 November 2014
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OK I was all for this show, and enjoy learning about the country's past. This show is outrageous. He did a show about the Cahokia Mounds, trying to ''prove'' they are somehow linked to all these other mound sites in the country. Please. I live 5 minutes from the mounds, which by the way aren't actually in Cahokia, and basically everyone around here already knows everything there is to know about them. Get your dumb azz kicked out of town trying' to rewrite our history...idiot. If he says he's here in Cahokia one more time I'm going to lose my marbles. This show is incredibly disappointing and misleading. I hope it gets canceled, quickly.
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The Road (I) (2009)
5/10
Hard to watch
16 February 2014
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This movie is hard to watch, and I'm sure that's the goal. So in that respect, I would say it was made very well. I honestly wanted to cry for the Thief. Truly heartbreaking performance. Tremendous acting on everyone's part, as these one on one, dialog driven scenes typically show an actor's flaws, but in this film you rarely see anything you would call ''bad acting''. I only give it a 5 because it isn't a movie I would see again, or that I have fallen in love with. It is, however, a story that I'm glad I was able to experience and will not likely forget. Do not watch this movie with children. It is absolutely not appropriate for anyone who is not an adult.
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6/10
Not Terrible
13 February 2014
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I actually paid to take the kids to this movie in the theaters. It's a feel good, cute little kids' comedy. We rented it this week and the kids have watched it over and over, so obviously it appeals to them. However the more I watch it, the more I can't stand how terribly they animated Kristen Wiig's character. Her lines are really funny, but they got the facial expressions all wrong. Drives me bonkers.

Overall, it's not terrible and you'll laugh a a few times. I just think they ruined Lucy in animation.

The kids will like it, though. Even the ''annoying'' menu screen seems to captivate them.
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