azsmutfan Reviews

Brockmire (2017– )

Brilliant!

[10 February 2018]

I loved the original "skit" from funny or die and never knew this shoe existed till today. Azariais delivery on every thing is so announcer like. Being a fan of baseball and listening to Buck,Carey,Scully growing up,where there is a art of telling a story as well as calling the game.It is just funny,brilliant and i cant wait for more.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Wanted to like it,wanted to hate it.

[4/10 · 13 November 2017]

So much going on.Felt almost blade runner'esque to me. I cant get past the lead actors. Female seemed flat,every time The lead male talked all could think of was Bill and Te era Keanu Reeves talking.Not sure why,just how I felt. Worth the watch,a lot of info that could have spread out over 2 movies. I think ruins it for a lot.

Kevin Hart: What Now? (2016)

Yawns

[24 September 2017]

I like Harts energy always have. Best stick to movies and "Real husbands of Hollywood" This was just awful.Took me 3 days to get through it.Feel Really bad for the suckers that paid money live.Nothing made me laugh,not even a smile.Just awful, he is laughing all the way to the bank.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Steamy pile..

[16 March 2017]

Not much good in this movie.Rory from Got is about it. Oh and that sexy fur coat. Otherwise its just bad,really bad. No other words to describe it. Not even worth a Red Box rental. The words just cant come to mind to describe how bad this film is. I like Vin Diesel,the original XxX was pretty good. You have to judge how bad this is on your own,no other words than steamy pile of bantha poodoo. Come to mind when trying to describe this movie..