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Doraleous and Associates: The Series (2012)
no original ideas here
All they do is badly parody/insult other productions and actors which makes the entire series a non-sensical ramble. Compare the animation to that of Toonstone (another virtually identical piece of drivel made by the same people) and youll notice that their 'animation' skills are seriously lacking when they dont use a computer program to animate for them. Once you figure out the idea/trope they are butchering its easy to see how the episode is going to go. All of them play multiple charecters using basically the same voice and neebs is sooooo bad and such a weak charecter it puts the final nail into the coffin of this 'show.'
it would be much less worse if they didnt drag out every joke till it dies but that seems to be a theme across all of their 'content' including the rubbish they post on youtube.
The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022)
i love bobs burgers but this...
If youre making a musical then label it as a musical so those of us that dont like dumb songs in their entertainment can give it a miss (they started singing less than 5 mins in and by 10 mins in they were on the 2nd song).
Taskmaster (2015)
brilliant show
One of if not the best shows on tv however there are a few problems; alex will always reply 'all the information is on the task' but quite often the task is worded ambiguously and contestants are punished if they interpret the vagueness 'incorrectly' also quite often alex will throw curve balls at them with nothing written about it in the task making his 'all the information is on the task' declaration incorrect. There is nothing on any task about not cheating yet anyone seen cheating has their points removed so the statement is wrong on many levels. Alex will also help certain people and not others and this has an effect on the competition as well.
Hard Cell (2022)
I expected better from Catherine Tate
Mildly funny but mostly dumb and confusing I would have thought there'd be plenty of actor's to play parts instead of Catherine playing almost all of them which doesn't make sense to me. But it's nice to see that racism against Welsh ppl is still alive and kicking.
WarHunt (2022)
Good film but..
It's so dark you can't tell what's going on most of the time, completely black fight scenes where all u can hear is a 'witch' screaming and thudding noises.
Assembly Required (2021)
Great show
Love to see these guys back together again with an awesome show! Only problem I have is the dumbass "April's secret fix" the contestants are already being tested with the build, the "secret" rubbish is nothing but pointless cos the contestants are hand picked to be good and none of them have been tripped up by this dumb childish little "test" if this (the only) problem with the show was removed it would be perfect
Scorpion (2014)
uninteligent, unrealistic over the top rubbish!
Yes there is an actual Walter O'Brien but thats the only truth in this show, most of the story lines are so far from reality, logic and reason its mind boggling. most of the claims that this guy makes about himself (including his IQ) are unsubstantiated at best (an IQ that high at that age means nothing because scoring is scaled based on age). all this adds up to a show thats good for about the 1st 10 mins and if you have a legitimately high IQ the holes in the science and logic are massive and glaring. basically its a self serving piece of rubbish made by a guy with delusions of grandeur
Guessable? (2020)
cheap dumbed down version of house of games
Interesting idea that could be fun but it fails so misserably. Sara pascoe is an excellent comedian but not a good presenter at all, it seems like shes scared and that makes her rely to heavily on the cards and talk like a robot. Some of the rules for games make them stilted and no good for tv (an entire round of one person from each team mouthing words does not make for good tv) and the so called 'assistant' John Kearns is competely superfluous and not remotely funny (i remember him from 8 out of 10 cats does countdown and he was just as annoying on there as well, it seems to be his shtick)
also if you pay attention you will hear sara say every episode that the team that guesses whos in the mystery box wins no matter the points, this renders the entire competition up until the mystery box at the end a pointless waste of time.
Hollywood Weapons: Fact or Fiction? (2017)
Annoying snorefest
Stretching a question that can be answered in less than 5 mins into a 20 min show makes it boring and clunky forcing lame jokes doesn't help either not to mention he turns up at places and acts, looks and talks like he has no clue why he's there or even what day it is (seems to be a good soldier but not good in front of a camera) he also contradicts himself which is mind boggling, good opportunity for a drinking game if u want though (drink every time he mentions that he's 'special forces'/'green berret' and ever time he repeats the premise of each show) but be prepared to get wasted.
The I-Land (2019)
Not good at all
This show has the potential to be really good but it's absolutely terrible! I can't understand why ever charecter has to have the attitude of an arrogant idiot with Kate Bosworth's being the absolute worst
The Umbrella Academy (2019)
The soundtrack is good
And that's about it for this show! I'm on ep 7 as I write this and it's been nothing but boredom and easily predicted plot progression for me all the way. To me it's just another in a long line of "ooooooo shiney" style TV shows made to distract the tiny minds of the masses I won't be bothering to watch anymore
For Facts Sake (2018)
Fun but nothing special
Even though the show does have a lot of laughs it does feels like Brendon and his family are looking for another vehicle when they should have stuck with mrs browns boys. If you're bored and looking for a laugh give it a go but if you're looking for a show with actual facts then maybe give this one a miss. one out of the latest show just for an example : they claimed elvis was a drug enforcement officer but he wasnt he collected police badges and asked nixon for one personally (which he was given) he was never made an officer just given a badge
Making It (2018)
Great show with only one weak link for me
I'm loving this show it's a lot of fun and they couldn't have chosen better presenters. That being said I do have one problem: the judge Dayna Isom Johnson is useless, she seems to be there just to mention etsy as many times as she possibly can (it's like she's been given a challenge to win a prize or something) I'm not even sure what qualifies her to be a judge cos to be honest any idiot can pick junk to sell on a website! But it does allow for a drinking game though I suppose: drink every time she mentions etsy.