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Reviews
Love, Romance & Chocolate (2019)
Infuriating Hallmark Formula with an extra side of annoying
Really Hallmark? Seriously, two stars and only because the dress was fabulous. But I've almost had enough, and I get y'all follow a formula and can't come up with anything original as though you were under contractual obligations to churn out the same storyline in every ducking movie. This movie was even more annoying with the volume of idiocy written into the characters at your iconic "misunderstanding" phase of the movie. Like 300% more brain dead than any two people could be and we're just supposed to swallow that malarkey without question. Just bite me. I may not renew my Hallmark Movies Now subscription next year.
Uncharted (2022)
If my review keeps just one person from watching....
If my review keeps just one person from watching this stupid $&#@ing movie it might just be worth the waste my life was during the longest two hours of my life that I will never get back. GD! Here are more words to reach the necessary 600 characters needed to post this review. Damn, still not long enough. More? Oh for crying out loud. Give me a &$#@ing break. How many words do I have to write to get to 600 characters? What do you want me to bring you for dinner tomorrow night for dinner and then go back to dinner again at the house for dinner and dinner for dinner and then go to the movie. Okay I'm just going back in my room now I'm just thinking of it right away from the movie I just got done.
A Bundle of Trouble: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (2017)
So annoying! Seriously.
It's like they were trying to make a bad Teagarden. There were at least FIFTY annoying plot developments. And the baby element is almost as bad as the boyfriend who repeatedly pushes responsibility of the child on Aurora seemingly just because she's a woman. I'm only halfway through this episode on a full run through of the series but I don't know if I'm going to make it.
And we're Teagarden fans. Total FAIL.