Sigh. Where to begin. Let's start with this statement - The remake of "The Fog" makes John Carpenter's original look like "Citizen Kane." It's bad. Really bad. Not much more I can say.
I'll refrain from rehashing the plot, but here are some general thoughts and questions. Spoilers ahead, kids.
1. Why didn't Superboy and what's-her-name from "Lost" find it odd when the windows of their truck all blew out? Does that happen all the time on this island? And how did that get fixed by the movie's end? 2. The two girls dancing on the boat - HILARIOUS.
3. How come everyone on the island over the age of 25 is either a raving idiot, a crazy drunk or an insolent prick? 4. Could they have made the sidekick character any more of a racist cariacture? 5. I bet Selma Blair's radio station doesn't make much money. Especially since she keeps running out of the lighthouse.
6. Scotch tape is great for wrapping presents, and keeping ghosts at bay.
7. Note to would-be directors: When in doubt, throw in a few car crashes. Nothing says "Ghost Story" like a car crash.
8. If you have a friend accused of killing three people, and you find a camcorder that might clear him, why not go ahead and turn that crucial bit of evidence on over to the police? 9. Sometimes things are scarier when they're left unseen.
10. About that "twist" ending. Aside from her whacky flashback dreams, there was no evidence to support that ending. It was a cop out, and a crappy one at that, considering the fact that she had a mom that lived on the island. Ugh. Whatever. I want my money back.
I'll refrain from rehashing the plot, but here are some general thoughts and questions. Spoilers ahead, kids.
1. Why didn't Superboy and what's-her-name from "Lost" find it odd when the windows of their truck all blew out? Does that happen all the time on this island? And how did that get fixed by the movie's end? 2. The two girls dancing on the boat - HILARIOUS.
3. How come everyone on the island over the age of 25 is either a raving idiot, a crazy drunk or an insolent prick? 4. Could they have made the sidekick character any more of a racist cariacture? 5. I bet Selma Blair's radio station doesn't make much money. Especially since she keeps running out of the lighthouse.
6. Scotch tape is great for wrapping presents, and keeping ghosts at bay.
7. Note to would-be directors: When in doubt, throw in a few car crashes. Nothing says "Ghost Story" like a car crash.
8. If you have a friend accused of killing three people, and you find a camcorder that might clear him, why not go ahead and turn that crucial bit of evidence on over to the police? 9. Sometimes things are scarier when they're left unseen.
10. About that "twist" ending. Aside from her whacky flashback dreams, there was no evidence to support that ending. It was a cop out, and a crappy one at that, considering the fact that she had a mom that lived on the island. Ugh. Whatever. I want my money back.
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