patsandheat126 Reviews

Jessie (2011–2015)

Bad actors playing bad characters

[3/10 · 29 July 2013]

I was pretty bummed out when the suite life ended, because there were no other shows on. When I found out Debby Ryan was going to be in a new show. She was good in the suite life. I was impressed in the pilot, but the show just got worse as the episodes went on.

But the worst part about this show is Zuri. She is such a brat. She acts like a black woman. (No offense at all) She's rude, spoiled, mean, sarcastic, and BRATTY. She tries to act funny by trying to act black. (Again no offense). I also don't like Ravi. He can't go 10 seconds without saying something stupid and annoying. Like "Mr. Kiplimg is a Mrs. Kipling".

Debby Ryan isn't funny at all in this. The jokes aren't funny. She can be funny sometimes. I just feel bad for Debby Ryan. She has to deal with the crap of 2 annoying little kids. Luke and Ema are the only likable kids in the show. They can actually be funny. But they added Stewart, an annoying, know-it-all, dork who has a crush on Zuri who always bullies him.

All in all my favorite character is the butler. Bertrum. I love the fat and lazy jokes he makes.

Crash & Bernstein (2012–2014)

Awful!

[1/10 · 23 July 2013]

First things first. All of the actors have as much acting talent as the Kardashians! It's not even funny. This show is meant for kids 5-14. Crash looks more like a rejected muppet. Where I come from its BAD if you're best friend is your puppet. Disney XD has gone down the toilet and into the sewage. Like Lab Rats. I tried to like it, but I just couldn't. But that's a different show. All of the shows have gone down the drain. I even watched some other shows and compared to today's shows. It's a scientific fact that Kid shows have gotten worse. Now it's all about farts, getting punched, calling people stupid, etc. I even sat through an ENTIRE episode (I get really bored during the summer) and I dd not laugh once. This was an episode on wrestling. It was so stupid, I completely blocked it, so no one could see it.

Dog with a Blog (2012–2015)

Good idea, bad execution

[4/10 · 23 July 2013]

It's been a long time since there's been a show about a talking dog. The idea isn't original, there's been shows about animals talking but not for a dog. I was excited about this show. But a dog with a blog, I hate that idea. At the end of every episode, the dog talks about the lesson that could be found in the craziness that happens during the episode. Why do they try to keep it a secret if he has a blog. He talks as a dog. Wouldn't people figure out he's a dog? Also, who would read his blogs...OTHER DOGS.

Also, one of the ad thing about all of the Disney channel shows is to there are bratty little kids. Good Luck Charlie has Charlie who can be a little bratty. Shake it Up has CeCe and Flynn. Jessie has Zuri. And this show has Chloe. It's a bad influence on little kids. Now little kids think its okay to be bratty to their parents.

Bu the rest of the show is alright. But not good.