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Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2009)
What?
This movie is just plain weird. Merlin's voice is so off it's all you can notice most of the film. In parts he's like Christian Bale's batman, with a weird raspy whisper but not good and other times, it's just weird. Some type of accent with a forced rasp, I don't know how to explain it.
The villain is dumb. Evil comic book laugh, I'm doing this because I hate everything kind of attitude.
This is one of the worst movies I own. It's not really worth watching but if you're bored it's also not going to cause you any harm.
I would say that any of the 10/10 reviews are either fake or are only there to try and counter the bad reviews when they really thought it was 5/10 or something. It's just not a good movie
The Villain and James Callis' voice in the movie are why I don't like it.
Some people complain about x person being in x place and maybe that's off but I really don't care about that. The script is bad, the voice is bad, the movie is bad.
Morbius (2022)
I like a lot of "bad" movies but....
I watch and like a lot of bad movies. I love all the Tremors movies (except 4) if that tells you anything.
This movie was just weird. I never complain about this stuff but the plot was just off, I knew what was going to happen at every turn, which normally isn't a problem but for some reason I just hated this whole thing. I'll never watch it again.
It feels like it's skipping a lot of things. I don't know. Just watch it yourself and brace for feeling like you just wasted a few hours, because you did.
Fatal Future (2018)
How much money did you 10 star people get paid and how do I get in?
I LOVE Bad movies. This is not a lovable movie. The acting is what you'd expect from a middle school love story. The FX are terrible. They use a dial up tone to "Hack" into a car and whatever else they need to. At one point Dalton took a Razer flip phone that had a 4 pin molex adapter and plugged it into a 1999 dell laptop. We was then transported into "The Matrix" or whatever it was called. With no clothes on, of course.
This is not a good movie. Everyone is monotone and it's hard to watch.
"If you love me, you will beat him up *slap*" .... ok.