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The Deadly Ponies Gang (2013)
Just Awesome. How is that even impossible
Just good well put together story. Hilarious characters, surprises at every turn. Makes you laugh and warms the heart at the same time. Highly recommended. It is hard to accept that while some of the characters are actors some are just themselves. A true "kiwi-ana" (this means in the New Zealand Styling) film without the required car chase and captures the spirit of the simple complexity some have.
The Dark Tower (2017)
I think its time to accept the reason Stephen Kings books adapt so poorly to films
OK, so if you have read any of the other reviews you will see a lot of "Another Failure to adapt Stephen Kings Books to Film" or "Yet Another weak movie based around a Stephen King Novel" well I say enough. There is a reason that SK's novels don't adapt to film well and that is basically because they are dull, average and (To quote family guy) he must be the least imaginative writer of this generation. He waffles and builds characters in the same fashion that most of us interact with each other. Hidden within writing is the ability to construct characters that you are likely to find in Maine, he does not go far afield. As you learn of these people a eerie presence builds up spotlighting at something dreadful. At the great reveal it all just does a Bobby Ewing dream sequence. A giant spider, a devil, Alien Craft, a possessed car, a demon dog, a disaster at the nuclear power station blah blah blah. The Bachmann books were cool for their time but this is not that. This is a movie based around the books, not the books. Sit back relax watch without prejudice and in all its not a bad film. Try to ignore the stupid few who think this is an adaptation of Stephen Kings Books and how those books played out in individual minds. Like the voices the give old comic strips, it will never please all of us because our internal dialogue has chosen already. See it