robbieadams1969
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Here we go again. Another Seagal movie that has fim flubbing around like a beach whale whispering like he has an entire Vegas Style All-u-Can-Eat Buffet stuck in his mouth.
Terrible Story.
Terrible Plot.
Terrible Action Scenes.
Terrible Fight Scenes.
Seagal has lost the ability to fight many years ago. The only 'fighting' he is capable of now? Fighting to be first in line at Madarin's Friday Night All-u-Can-Eat Buffet.
Straight to video Russian produced trash... Again... Now there's redeemable qualities to this 'movie'.
1) It's a comedy not meant to be. Take that as you will.
2) It eventually ends.
3) That's it
If you're looking for a time waster action film to pass your time?
Crush coackroaches with a broom handle and film it with your Cellphone in 4k. You'll have a better experience.
Terrible Story.
Terrible Plot.
Terrible Action Scenes.
Terrible Fight Scenes.
Seagal has lost the ability to fight many years ago. The only 'fighting' he is capable of now? Fighting to be first in line at Madarin's Friday Night All-u-Can-Eat Buffet.
Straight to video Russian produced trash... Again... Now there's redeemable qualities to this 'movie'.
1) It's a comedy not meant to be. Take that as you will.
2) It eventually ends.
3) That's it
If you're looking for a time waster action film to pass your time?
Crush coackroaches with a broom handle and film it with your Cellphone in 4k. You'll have a better experience.
What can you say about this abortion?
The WORST Marvel movie made EVER... That's saying something when you have movies like: The Fantastic Four, Elektra, the other Fantastic Four, Howard the Duck... You get the picture.
Thor Love and Thunder beats all of those for craptasticness.
Humor is terrible.
Laughable CGI... Looks like something made on a ZX Spectrum Home Computer... Story and plot just as bad.... If not worse... Think of contracting Herpes inside your rectum, then your eyelids followed by your inner Colon and then eyeballs.... Christian Bale is the only reedeming quality in this movie...
Taika Waititi was on shrooms when he directed this abortion... If he wasn't? Good grief..... At least he directed one of the worst movies this past decade... That's saying something I assume.
Stay away from this TRASHTASSTIC movie.
It will give you Herpes.
The WORST Marvel movie made EVER... That's saying something when you have movies like: The Fantastic Four, Elektra, the other Fantastic Four, Howard the Duck... You get the picture.
Thor Love and Thunder beats all of those for craptasticness.
Humor is terrible.
Laughable CGI... Looks like something made on a ZX Spectrum Home Computer... Story and plot just as bad.... If not worse... Think of contracting Herpes inside your rectum, then your eyelids followed by your inner Colon and then eyeballs.... Christian Bale is the only reedeming quality in this movie...
Taika Waititi was on shrooms when he directed this abortion... If he wasn't? Good grief..... At least he directed one of the worst movies this past decade... That's saying something I assume.
Stay away from this TRASHTASSTIC movie.
It will give you Herpes.
This movie gets 5 stars because Charles Bronson is in it.
Everything else is pure cheese.
Horrific acting.
Horrific casting.
Laughable bad guy.
Laughable story.
It's so bad it's good.
Watch this movie while high or drunk and it's trully enjoyable.
Everything else is pure cheese.
Horrific acting.
Horrific casting.
Laughable bad guy.
Laughable story.
It's so bad it's good.
Watch this movie while high or drunk and it's trully enjoyable.