jakobdenglish Reviews

Rumpelstiltskin (1995)

Comparable to the Leprechaun movies. Only Worse.

[3/10 · 26 November 2012]

The only reason I watched this movie from beginning to end is because it was so god damn outlandish and cheesy it became comical. An ancient demon known as Rumpelstiltskin is finally freed from his 1000 year old curse and finds himself in the mid 90's. He knows how to drive big rig trucks perfectly through dips and bends that would seem impossible to maneuver to even professional nascar drivers. How did this movie get the rights to some of the tracks in this movie? I do commend them for some key songs that I actually recognized. There are just too many weird scenes that make little to no sense. Why was the Gypsy lady sleeping in the back of that convertible outside of that police station in the middle of the night miles away from her shop? Why didn't she actually go in the station? Why? I challenge you to count how many god damn times Rumpelstiltskin says "baby" in this movie. I'd rather pour acid down my ears than hear that annoying laugh again. 3/10.