synnyzter Reviews

Zero Contact (2022)

Zero stars

[1/10 · 30 May 2022]

This movie was so awful I really have nothing to say. I am dumbfounded that Hopkins was in this and I can only assume he did this as a favor for someone. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

I cracked about to submit this at the "Does this contain spoilers" button... The script was so awful there's really no spoilers that could be given. There's basically no plot, no suspense, no surprises, no twists, just 90 minutes of nothingness. So no, it does not contain spoilers lol. For the love of god don't waste your time like I did. Find another movie.

Treehouse (2014)

OK hear me out...

[4/10 · 12 August 2020]

I hate how every horror movie the victim is SUCH a helpless victim that just can't seem to find even a modicum of logic, so it's refreshing to see one where the victim at least fights back, albeit a bit cheesy and...not sure of the right word here so maybe fill that in yourself... I get the whole daddy issue thing, yeah he was hard to make you hard when it mattered but, well, I guess I didn't expect A acting but it was OK just because of the whole revenge thing, call it a saving grace. The plot was already done many times over but at the same time again, kind of like one of those in your head "finally!!!" moments. One thing though towards the end, as a gun enthusiast, trigger discipline!!! Ending was super cheesy though as well, yikes.

Paranormal Island (2014)

Straight what?

[1/10 · 8 July 2020]

Ok so in anything where a straight beats a flush I have to call it quits. Wrong rules, bad acting out of the gate, I did not waste my time nor will I ever. 🙄 I quit after 30 seconds, way to go.

Kemper (2008 Video)

Bad acting and not at all accurate

[1/10 · 22 January 2020]

I wish I hadn't wasted my time. The acting made me cringe, possibly the worst acting I've ever seen actually and the plot is fictional, it's not at all accurate.

The Wave (2019)

This is an interesting ride...

[8/10 · 18 January 2020]

The red pill, the blue pill, or NZT-48? To avoid delving deep into the plot or it's twists, this is all I am going to say. Fans of these movies will get this brief summary...

Dead End (I) (2003)

Fake reviews...

[1/10 · 25 November 2019]

There is NO way all those positive reviews are legit. Awful writing, awful acting, it's all just so terrible.

Ready or Not (I) (2019)

So typical...

[4/10 · 22 November 2019]

Yet another movie where the main character is about as smart as a rock and has ZERO survival instinct. I'm so over these type of movies. Oh look a gun at my feet, let me just leave that there for ones trying to kill me, twice mind you. Maybe I'll just scream for no reason so everyone can hear me. So ridiculously stupid...

Red Letter Day (2019)

Worst acting ever, just wow!

[1/10 · 7 November 2019]

Whoever would rate this higher than a 1 must be insane or has never seen another movie in their life... The acting in this movie made me cringe, it really is THAT bad. The plot is ridiculous, the whole movie is ridiculous, I couldn't even finish it.

A.M.I. (2019)

One of the worst ever...

[1/10 · 31 October 2019]

First off this is not horror, horror doesn't make you laugh the entire time from being so ridiculously unrealistic, awful, boring, and utterly stupid. As if something like Siri would utter a few words and you instantly turn into a serial killer? Yeah, that's literally what this trash is lol. Then just when I thought it couldn't get any worse or more unrealistic, the ending happened. I can't honestly say any of this was a spoiler, you can't spoil something that was this bad in the first place. Avoid it unless you want a bloody comedy.