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4/10
How about BS Mountain
16 March 2019
This is NOT a documentary. It's 90% fiction, or BS. Almost ALL of the scenes involving anything "other" than a white trash felon giving a narrative are Hollywood garbage. Folks, do you REALLY think the cameras were "magically" there and filming all this as it was happening? Grow up. This yet another Netflix piece of crap idealizing the worthless people violating the law and the law enforcement agency "perceived" as uncaring and incompetent. I hope Netflix gets sued "again" for producing this absolute crap.
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The Umbrella Academy (2019–2024)
5/10
7 of 10 was actually generous
27 February 2019
It was fairly well written. Not "completely" dumbed down like most every production on the screen. Like MANY other viewers noted, Ellen Page needs to find a new career. She brings MAJOR negativity to every thing she is involved in. ...bring in the hate; but PLEASE, can we not have at least ONE attractive female in this show?! So many characters and not one single female you would like to see naked.

As others have mentioned, it's kinda boring. Oddly enough, there seems to be a lot of action and things are moving at a moderate pace, yet it's still boring as hell.
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The Expanse (2015–2022)
5/10
A sleeper...not in a good way
15 February 2019
I read the reviews and endured through season 1 and half of season 2...reluctantly. I inadvertently began watching season 3 while halfway through season 2. Didn't even realize it. That's because EVERY episode is the same boring crap. I didn't even realize I had missed the continuity. The storyline is EXACTLY the same. With the SAME boring characters every episode.
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The Grand Tour (2016–2024)
6/10
Don't try so hard...you silly Brits!
7 February 2019
I love cars. I love the reviews. I love comedy. British humor is..."rubbish."

Return to actually motor vehicle reviews and "some fun," but don't go overboard.

The American bashing is only fun if your not American. Edit your audience or tone it down for the straight people.
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Fall City (2018)
1/10
It doesn't get much worse
7 February 2019
Some people rated this a 10. I have never seen an actual 10. I have viewed some outstanding movies the last 30 years...never a 10. A ten is perfect. No room to improve anything. Some people rated this absolute pile of crap a 10.

The movie begins with the total loser lead role breaking into people's cars. If you have ever returned to your car and found someone had broken in and stolen from you, then you will agree these people should be shot. We are expected to watch this movie rooting for this complete and total asshole?
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Little Italy (2018)
2/10
Alysa Milano...really?!
31 January 2019
So...the moment I recognized Alysa Milano I left the room. My wife dragged me back, acknowledging that Milano's recent political narratives clearly define her as a lunatic.

Forgetting Milano...or trying to get that rancid taste from my mouth, the movie was STUPID.

Emma Roberts is definitely a hottie, regretfully that's not enough to carry a movie written by an 8 year old.
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Life Itself (2018)
7/10
It's worth the watch
30 January 2019
The professional critics didn't agree with the manner in which the movie was "spliced" into individual segments. Whatever... There were some slow, drawn out periods of the movie that left time for soda refills and bathroom breaks. It's worth watching. You won't regret the 2 hours you invest in this flick. There are MANY movies out there with much higher ratings that aren't even comparable to this film.
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4/10
What a snoozer
14 January 2019
Great cinematography, great acting...no story or plot. Extremely slow movie. Was relieved when it FINALLY ended. ...one footnote; they left Portland on a long bus ride, then eventually continued in a semi truck. After this exhausting journey the driver of the semi says, "we are entering Washington." Portland is 6.5 miles from the Washington border?! Did they drive in a 6 mile loop for two days?
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8/10
Give it a go, you won't be disappointed
13 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I confirmed my faith in IDMB ratings; they aren't worth a ducks fart. This movie is rated low and yet it was waaayyy entertaining. I will never ever ever watch another movie based upon IDMB. The high rated movies are most often crapola and you take a chance on a low level gem like this and BAM! Worth the watch. ...having crazy animal sex with his sister is gonna keep me up tonight though...
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Collision (2013)
3/10
Welcome to Loserville
8 January 2019
If they spent more than $10 on the entire movie budget they overpaid.
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1/10
0 isn't an option...watch it and see
7 January 2019
An absolute piece of boring garbage! ...I warned ya, paint your garage wall and watch it dry. You will be waaaaayyyy ahead of this movie
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1/10
IDMB NEEDS TO ASSESS RATINGS!
7 January 2019
Here we go...this is a solid 1 movie. Some people rated it a 10. These are people fresh out of Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen...and God only knows where else, who have NEVER before seen a movie or tv show. A sip of water in a desert may seem like champagne to me. IDMB needs to find a way to properly screen people, otherwise their app is absolutely crapola.
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Downsizing (2017)
5/10
Utter Hollywood liberal crap!
18 December 2018
I felt like a corrupt used car salesmen sold me the worst car on the lot. If I wanted a preachy, liberal, Hollywood lecture on the inevitable "doomsday" because I drive a gasoline powered car I would have slit my wrists and tuned into a European podcast. If you voted for Hillary this is your film.
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8/10
Thought provoking and inspiring
16 December 2018
Very much enjoyed the film. I had two outstanding teachers in my life that I shall never forget. This brings back fond memories.
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Cartel Land (2015)
3/10
Liberal Hollywood propaganda
13 December 2018
This is NOT a documentary. It's liberal Hollywood garbage that is trying to hide under the ruse of a legitimate documentary. It's all staged folks, watch it again and take a closer look. Whatever your views on immigration and border security, don't let this lame film influence you.
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8/10
Just take it as is...
10 December 2018
The book was pretty awesome. The movie was entertaining and certainly worth watching. They are two separate entities that will never mesh, so don't bother with the comparisons.

I laughed pretty hard at some of the other harsh reviews. These people have no touch with growing up in the eighties so they don't get it AT ALL. The 80's totally rock and the Millenials will just have to wait for their own movie.
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Live Free or Die (2014– )
7/10
Absolutely Hilarious
31 October 2018
I expected this to be the typical outdoor/survival program. Boy oh boy was I wrong! This one stands out. This is a "parody" of a survival show, and the characters don't seem to realize it! The Nat Geo narrator sounds like Yogi Bear talking to Boo Boo. These folks are the most ignorant simpletons you will EVER meet in your life. They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag, and that's what makes this show worth watching. They are dressed like cartoon characters...green felt outfit...little red riding hoods jacket...At some level you began to realize that it has to be scripted and these morons are actors, cuz they would have starved to death and died after the first episode if it were real.
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4/10
A season and a half TOO LONG
24 October 2018
I finished it as an athlete would finish a marathon. Exhausted, in pain and longing for sustanance.

It was a cold dark series with little to cheer for and not much reason to continue on with.

The characters were well defined with great depth, and yet I can't remember a single one that I found likeable.

My best advice is to not start this series. It left me feeling dreary for the two weeks it took to finish it. I can breath a huge sigh of relief. I can move on to something that lifts my spirits and puts a smile on my face. I'm so excited about that opportunity that I think I will start with a colorful cartoon to wash the dark clouds away. Good luck should you take this path. You will need it.
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Camping (2018)
3/10
Boooorrrring
15 October 2018
Didn't find it funny at all. The characters are annoying.
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4/10
Boring as hell!
13 October 2018
After 2 seasons of watching paint dry I must confess...this TOTALLY SUCKS!
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The Cleaner (2008–2009)
4/10
Just plain awful
3 October 2018
Absolutely zero entertainment value. Slow, boring and no likeable characters.
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1/10
The worst movie I have EVER seen
22 September 2018
I'm not gonna waste anymore of my life on this, I am trying to warn you....the worst movie EVER made!
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5/10
Challenging to follow...
19 September 2018
I truly don't intend to offend...however, I'm not Jewish, nor a female and the 57 Chevrolet is the only thing I know of that era. I tried to watch with an open mind but I can't follow half of what's supposed to be witty because it's Jewish satire. Seems like a series with an agenda of breaking down female stereotypes of that generation and pro women's rights. More power to ya, I'll stick with Star Trek and Sports Center.
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Fortitude (2015–2018)
3/10
Great for napping
12 September 2018
What an absolute snoozer. I felt like was actually present on that dark God forsaken ice cube. I don't intend that in a good way.
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3/10
Just a plain awful
22 August 2018
An action movie that was boring...oh yeah, and stupid.
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