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Black Lagoon (2006)
4/10
could've worked...
13 December 2009
I was tricked into this show after watching the pilot, and unfortunately spent the next 20 or so episodes grinding my teeth and hoping for things to get back to where they started. They did not. The basic premises of Black Lagoon is fairly exciting - a bland Tokyo office clerk gets mixed up with a bunch of modern day pirates, who gradually help him find his real self and enjoy life. Not a lot, but mixed with a neat amount of gore and sexuality it could have worked. Unfortunately the show's biggest problem is that never really figures out what it wants to be about. Themes such as coming of age, finding love, loss of innocence, brutality of crime and the hypocrisy of the modern world get tossed around, only to be abandoned yet again as the characters indulge in another outrageous prepubescent fantasy action sequence, ridiculous in its unbelievability. Don't get me wrong, I am all about silly. And all about realism. It's just that for me, the two don't ever work together in the same episode. Or the same show. I call this the "Gungrave Syndrome". It seems like the writers did not believe they can have a successful show that is based solely on real-life physics and multi-dimensional characters. So they throw the whole one-man-killing machine thing, evil vampire twins, blade throwing women, bullet splitting samurais etc. etc....I AM actually grateful there were no zombies. I mean if you are going to make an Anime about ridiculous gunfights right out start it up as one, and maybe place it in some alternative universe, or at least far far in the future. "Trigun" worked exactly because of that. And because it had characters. Black Lagoon has two - Revy and Rock, but they struggle between ridiculousness and determination in such a pathetic fashion that midway through the viewer finally abandons all hope that they will ever care if something happens with either of them. Unsurprisingly, nothing happens. The rest of the players are barely worth mentioning, because all they ever do is more of the same. Over, and over, and over again.

All in all, the way I see it, this is a kiddie show disguised as an adult one. It could have worked, had they kept it simple and realistic, but a failed opportunity is all it is in its current form.
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5/10
A noble, if often impossible attempt
1 September 2008
"Podgryavane na vcherashniya obed" is a noble attempt by a macedonian author to capture the turbulent times and the controversities the country has gone through in the last century as seen through the eyes of a woman who lived through them. Since very early age Katerina seems to have always fallen on the wrong side of her time, supporting her Bulgarian heritage during Serbian occupancy in the thirties, helping communist fugitives during WW2, coming at odds with the communist's methods shortly after the formation of Tito's Yugoslavia and finally after the break up, when a movie about her memories threatens to expose her tormentors. Cinematically, the movie is an example of the better part of new Bulgarian cinema, featuring mostly young, less well known actors, decent camera work, and most importantly something that is missing in just about 90% of all movies made today in Bulgaria - good sound and music. Unfortunately the good ends here. As the other reviewer mentioned, the movie falls victim to its own sense of purpose and importance. Rather than telling a simple story with proper plot, development and most importantly, morals, it contains an almost incessant portrayal of suffering and pain. Epochs, occupants and torturers change, yet the main characters continue to suffer without any hope for better life anywhere in the future. "I want to die", Katerina's husband says to the director, "Die and be buried, so that no one can do me harm anymore". Evil, as pictured in contemporary Bulgarian cinema is endless, eternal and can not be stopped. Yet, all the garbage and stink Bulgarian (and Macedonian) history is filled with just can't justify the continuing depression Bulgarian movie makers (and writers) seem to all have fallen to. Paralized by the past, the creative minds in this country seem to have abandoned all hope for the future and have seized looking for way to instill it in the viewers.

Attempts like "Podgryavane na vcherashniya obed" are great portrayals of the injustices people in this region have suffered. However, without giving us a way ahead, way to fight evil and conquer it, rather than simply endure it continuously, the movie makers ultimately condemn the audience to live and die suffering the same way their parents and grandparents did before them.
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9/10
swimming against the current
24 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
====minor spoilers ahead====

*I apologize for the length of this review, but reading so many inadequate comments on this movie provoked me to be a bit more verbose

Swimming against the current is pretty much what Pyotr Buslov does with his second Bumer movie. It makes it twice more admirable that he does it against the current he himself helped create.

Beginning from Brother (1997), the Russian cinema produced a myriad of gangster flicks, which contained great amount of gore and blood, several memorable anti-heroes, and ultimately very little criticism of a reality so fundamentally flawed, that to a westerner's eye it appeared as cartoonish and unrealistic, as say the reality presented in Bekmambetov's Nightwatch universe.

Bumer (2003) was different, but too few people realized it. It had plenty a shiny metal, guns, girls and blood to mask itself well. But to a careful eye, it somehow didn't match. To begin with, the gangsters were running away, they were being hunted and endangered, but not by other gangsters, or crooked politicians or even ex-KGB agents, but by the same marginal characters that so often appear to be the victims in contemporary Russian cinema - truck drivers, drunk cops, villagers. In fact at one point even an old babushka managed to scare them. Contrary to the established existential model in which a gangster starts out small and poor and struggles to the top of the food chain with all means possible, in his first movie Buslov did something completely different. As the four friends were running away, the world itself became rougher and darker, up to the point when it consumed them all, together with the BMW.

While the first film relied on certain quantity of raw violence to attract attention, the second conveys Buslov's real message in a much more artistic way.

All begins with a flashback of the first movie's ending. Fast forward four years. Two of the four are dead, who they were matters no more to those who survived. Notably the introduction remains the most violent scene in the whole movie.

From then on lyricism slowly begins to take over from the violence as Buslov's main expressive tool. Kostya is getting released from prison but his past is done. There is no vengeance , no scores to settle. There is no empire to build.

Vladimir Vdovichenkov pulls out another awesome performance as the wandering Kostya. Already vanishing in the first movie, the cocky, violent thug has now completely disappeared, and instead an ordinary man who's accepted the loss of all and simply wants to live the rest of his days on his own, away from everything has emerged. But along comes Dasha, a teenage criminal with a plan and at one point the journey ahead somehow becomes too easy. Drive far enough, buy tickets, reach paradise. But Kostya can't go to paradise. He's too old, he's seen and done too much. They don't let people like him in paradise. It is this realization that ultimately helps Kostya make a decision that redeems him and lets him find his own "paradise on earth".

Early in the movie Dimon makes a very interesting statement. The times are changing, says he to Kostya, but we learn very quickly that under the surface, this is not the case. Some things can never change. Thus, trying to change things in general might not be what is essential. Instead, changing one person might be all it takes.

"I'm uncertain of what I'd have done in your place then" says Kot to Dimon at one point, but at the end he knows. I read someone complain of the sad ending. The concept of the movie would have not have worked without it.

Despite what she does, Dasha is still a child, an Buslov tries very hard to make this point. There are no sex or nude scenes (in fact not even a kiss) with her in the movie. While Kostya's life is pretty much over at the beginning of the movie ("Tell your children to live better lives than we did" says he to Dimon), for her there is still a chance somewhere else. Ensuring she gets that chance becomes Kostya's chance and his decision at the end ultimately makes the difference between the two Bumer movies and much of the rest of what is produced cinematically in Russia today.

Apart from the great story all work done on the movie is superb. The cinematography is simply amazing, with plenty a carefully situated and crafted shots, as intricate and subtle as in some of the most visually brilliant recent western movies. In fact some centerfold scenes were so skillfully made that in a weird way they reminded me of "Lost in Translation". As always Sergei Shnurov does his business flawlessly and the score is more than appropriate, with several exceptional songs, including "Svoboda" ("Freedom") with samples of Kipelov's "Ya Svoboden" ("I'm Free") which breaks through half-way through the movie and pretty much synthesizes the spirit it was created with.

In the end Bumer 2 makes for a moving and highly artistic movie, much more in the fashion of "The Return" than of "Brother". For this, all of us who consider cinema, Russian and world, to be more than guns and gore, can only be thankful.
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The Island (2005)
1/10
Horrendous!!!!!
21 December 2005
Wanna see where all the Hollywood'd money is going? Wellcome to the Island! A world of bad acting delivered by good actors, who struggle through a plot, with so many holes, it looks like a swiss cheese. And yes, every single scene costs millions. You could have probably fed an entire third world country for three months with the money they spent filming this marvelous piece of contemporary art...

Did I say art? I meant crap.

Second that.

In short - this was a horrendous movie! It was pointless, plot less and soulless. And they spent so much money making it, it makes my brain hurt. Watch on your own risk. Feel yourself warned.
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Adio, Rio (1989)
10/10
Possibly the most painful and accurate satire of Bulgarian society
16 November 2005
One of the best Bulgarian films ever made, this little gem has always been underrated by critics and public alike. Made in a time of serious political turmoil, with a biting, almost painful satire embodied in every shot, it is not hard to understand why.

The movie tells the absurd story about a talented architect and his family, whose painful desire to leave Bulgaria for the mythical better place - Rio, turns into hysteria when one night a dead body abruptly enters their lives. In their effort to hide it, remove or destroy it, they go through determinism, infuriation, despair, and ultimately madness, as the audience slowly begins to realize that the dead body just a metaphor of the whole way of life each and every Bulgarian lived (and maybe still does?). The dead man it turns out lives in every one of us, haunting our days with his Jesus-blue-eyed stare as we compromise with ourselves, as we bury our heads in the sand and wait for the better life to come.

"Adio Rio" is possibly the best contemporary representation of social relationships in Bulgaria. The dead end and the pessimistic tone of the movie, might seem surprising, considering that it was made in a time when political changes promised brighter future. However they become even more powerful and hit the viewer right in the face today, 15 years after the fall of communism, when the bright future we wished for never happened, the social relationships are still as rotten, and Bulgarian souls just as empty.

strongly recommended
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Hero (2002)
1/10
Propaganda
30 November 2004
Impressive vision indeed, and some hot chicks with swords flying around, oh and those hypnotic Chinese violins too... Let me think, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?

I kinda liked CTHD, with its down-to-earth simplicity and well developed characters, that still left enough room for you to enjoy the vision without having to think about the DEEEPAA Meaning of it.

"Hero" on the other hand is painfully pretentious and demanding both visually and conceptually. The larger-than-life moral was horrible. I mean, sacrifice your life, sacrifice your beliefs, sacrifice your love so that your mighty nation can succeed???? WTF??

No, thanks.

But, hay, Mao and G.W.B. would be proud!

Viva
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