Blair Witch Project had a more steady camera than this garbage. Horrible writing, acting, lighting, cinematography, and directing. When a movie has the same writer and director, I'm always worried- having a different director allows for two visions to unite and for the second person to see any plot holes the writer may have missed. Clearly this plot holed waste of time was written, directed, and produced by the same person- because no one in their right mind would green light this "film"... It's almost worth watching just to see how horrible it is. A few notes for anyone trying to make a B-Rate horror flick... 1. Opening credits are not needed when everyone is a NO NAME- thanks for wasting more of my time to read names I don't know or care about. 2. Get to the point, don't drag dialogue that is meaningless 3. Character development is not needed, unless it's an Oscar worthy performance- do not "try" to character development more than 2 people, I'm watching b- rate horror for fun, scares, and gore - not some backstory that means nothing on 5+ characters. 4. Lighting, yes you can cheat camera angles and film in 2 different locations and have it appear to be the same location- BUT when one angle has a blue tint and the other has a red, it's beyond laughable... Or when it's extremely sunny on the white guys face but the black girl has zero visible facial features bc it's so dark in the same room as the white guy. It's just sad, I've seen high schoolers make better movies. Do not watch, unless you want NO GORE, BAD ACTING, PLOT HOLES, and GAPS in the FILM, COMPLETELY MISSING AND UNEXPLAINED... It's not even funny how bad this movie is.
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Vacation
(I) (2015)
Would of been funny, had there not be 20 different trailers...
31 July 2015
I was beyond excited to see this movie. A huge fan of the original four, I wasn't sure it would hold up. When I saw the first trailer, I definitely laughed and became even more excited to see it... But then it happened, a different trailer came on TV with NEW scenes not shown in the first trailer. OH NO! THEY ARE GOING TO WASTE ALL THE LAUGHS IN THE PREVIEWS! I was worried that the 2 different TV spots I was seeing might have ruined 30% of the funny parts... THEN I couldn't believe it, as the release date got closer and closer- there was ANOTHER TV SPOT WITH NEW ADDITIONAL LAUGHS not shown in the prior TV spots. I am an average TV watcher and during the actual movie- I never laugh at the parts the trailer/TV spots have shown... That being said, I laughed twice during the whole movie. Whoever is responsible for editing and releasing trailers/TV spots- THANKS FOR COMPLETELY RUINING A MOVIE THAT COULD OF DEFINITELY STOOD UP TO THE ORIGINAL, had you not already given me my laughs for free. EDIT ONE, MAYBE TWO trailers and leave it!! When you have to cut it down from a 3 minute trailer to a 30 second TV spot... USE THE SAME FUNNY SCENES YOU HAVE ALREADY RUINED!!! Don't ruin more!
Magic Mike
(2012)
Too Long, Boring, and Didn't Have a Real Ending....
30 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I am going to make my review short, sweet, and to the point. Something Magic Mike was not. As far as the stripping goes and the first hour of the movie, it wasn't that bad. I actually had a good time. When the movie got close to two hours, I along with everyone else in the theater were ready to leave. That being said, I think the writer of the film was also ready to leave... his computer from writing the script, because there was NO ENDING... they kind of sum up two characters and thats it.. for the rest of the cast you spend 2 hours getting to know them, you have no idea if they die from too much crack or if they quit dancing or if they have fun at a new club... there needed to be at least a photo of each character with a small description of what happened to them next... NOT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY... but one of the main characters in the movie has a HUGE LIFE ISSUE, and they NEVER SOLVE IT, they give you nothing... just "WELL THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, THE END"
Detour
(2003 Video)
WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
22 May 2004
WOW... could a movie suck more. Beside horrible acting, the plot it self sucked. Do Not Watch This Movie it is a waste of 2 hours. Never once will u be scared, if u wanna laugh, u can watch so u can make fun of the girl with the long blonde hair who couldn't act if her life depended on it. My God... who the hell payed for this movie to be made, a five year old could write a better movie than this. Not only has this movie been done 80 times before, from 2000 Maniacs, to Texas Chainsaw, Wrong Turn, Campfire Tells, or House of 1000 Corpses all with the same plot of DON"T TAKE A WRONG TURN. O GEEZ, and the talking/script was written in the most unreal speech. You would think that the actors in this movie would say NO ONE IN REAL LIFE WOULD TALK THIS WAY or that some one on the crew would say THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO SUCK, or This is retarded. LISTEN TO ME GANG... Don't See This Movie-- IT SUCKS... A lot!
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