koeyjay Reviews

Rocky IV (1985)

American kung fu

[10/10 · 1 February 2005]

This movie is always a good time to watch. Endless montages, excellent dialogue (hahahahahaa), and really, really, really excellent boxing skills shown by Mr. Balboa.

This movie is always fun with some buddies after a few, but there's always some knucklebeak in the crowd who takes rocky really seriously, and insists that everyone else stay quiet for an hour and a half.

I just watched it again tonite and of course there was one dude who completely ruined the movie for us. And this is the roommate who hates kung fu because he says its too ridiculous, and can't understand the humour of it.

Rocky is always ridiculously funny, and this fourth installment is no different. Try and count the face shots Rocky takes!!! Take a drink for each 10 and see if you can drive home!!

Point Blank (1998)

hilarity

[19 April 2004]

You would have to be completely nuts not to be able to enjoy this movie. When Trejo asks "What did I do??" at the end, and you're not completely satisfied...you suck

The arch-villian is perfect, the mini-gun on the roof of that crappy mall is perfect, and that scene of rourkes brother all close up walking toward the light at the end of the movie is beyond perfect, it brings tears to my eyes.

Beautiful villian heart to hearts, a real 'feel-good' flick if ive ever seen one. Says here i need at least ten lines, so ill try to sum it up as such, really really good, although it IS better is you're pretty drunk with your buddies, but i cant think of a single movie, or thing in general that isn't for that matter.