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Ninja Apocalypse (2014)
Covers all bases.
This movie had everything. Some kind of martial arts, magic, animated blood, zombies, a large mute black dude, Ernie Reyes Jr., an elevator, an older model SUV, a village & really bad acting. That's a little something for every fan out there. If you can't find a reason to love this, you're just not human & I don't wanna know a person like you.
I honestly don't know what this movie is actually about, but I'm just baked enough to kind of enjoy it. This movie is probably awful, but I watched G.I Joe: Retaliation right before it, so my opinion may be slightly skewed.
Check it out for yourself, because I just sat through it. But watch the G.I Joe movie first, it'll make it better.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Wow, this movie sucked.
Wow, this movie sucked. If not for the fact that there was a line minimum for reviews, I would've stopped at " Wow, this movie sucked". I'm not sure how the actors got 1/4 of the way through filming without feeling like they were creating such a horrible movie. No paycheck could've been worth showing up on a daily basis to create more horrible scenes for such a dreadful film. At some point, someone had to feel a little professional pride. I'm almost positive that Channing Tatum asked to be killed off at the beginning just so he wouldn't have to show up on the set anymore. Part 1 was pretty good . How could the sequel be this god awful?
Lady Jaye was hot. Since I had to give this at least one star, that's where the star goes. I'm actually ticked at myself for watching this. Think I'm gonna watch Sharknado 1 & 2 just to get the image of this out of my head.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
Pure Greatness
As a fan of this genre of films, I must say, this took it to another level. Not Sharknado levels, but just a notch below it. I am not one to provide spoilers, esp when I believe I've witnessed a cinematic masterpiece that one must experience w/ a free & clear mind.
I love these films. My girlfriend doesn't quite get it, but I can't help it. These movies are supposed to kinda suck, that's what makes them great. If they had big budgets, w/ extraordinary special effects & A-list actors from the Hollywood elite, I'd probably hate every one of them.
Watch. Enjoy. Marvel at its greatness. Become a believer.
Long live SyFy.