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Long Zhi Gu: Po Xiao Qi Bing (2014)
Another Chinese Knockoff
Drawing heavily from World of Warcraft cinematics and music sequences, along with the standard premise of Lord of Rings, this movie falls flat on it's face as a cheesy knockoff.
The voice acting was horrible, as if the actors couldn't read the script, pausing at weird times and emphasizing parts of sentences a native speaker wouldn't. Of course the script it self was so unoriginal I was tempted to turn it off the moment I heard the intro.
The characters movements are so comical you'd laugh when they are trotting about with this ominous music in the background.
Without spoiling, the most absurd part of the movie comes at the end when seasoned and powerful warriors just lay down panting for hours on end just to give the spotlight to the child hero. The movie makers don't understand subtlety at all.
Speaking of which, the entire movie sounds like an 80s comic where the narrator or someone explains everything in every moment. Overall This is a horrible waste of time. Try harder China.
The Hunger Games (2012)
Terrible
This is a complete Battle Royale Ripoff. Granted the BR movie itself fell quite short of the original manga. But I prefer BR over this filth any day. This movie keeps you waiting for that moment when you actually feel sorry for the character that dies, feel some trepidation for the characters thrown in such a death match, maybe feel the suspense and thrill of the chase... yes the movie just keeps you waiting. And the moment never comes. The movie is just UTTER FAIL. what kind of sorry gore movie has no gore? PG-13 gore movie? Seriously? That's paramount to PG-13 porn, aka ridiculous.
It's absolute fluff, an amateur fanfiction writer can come up with better suspense than this. This movie is an insult to Battle Royale, and I feel sorry for the people who are defending this crap.