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Sick (2022)
Stupid. Pointless.
Yet another horror movie with indestructible bad guys. Bad guys who also know, without fail, which direction the hero's have gone, even in the middle of a wooded forest and not only that, can manage to go from chasing them to somehow getting in front of them at the drop of a hat.
The car. I mean really. The car happened to come along at exactly the right time at exactly the right spot to pick up the girl. Fml. Let alone how they knew the phone numbers of the main characters and somehow where they were going to be and when.
Garbage. The worst kind of horror film. Lazy. Pointless. Illogical. Even at 82 minutes it's also too long.
Morbius (2022)
All over the place.
I was pleased and surprised to see a Marvel movie that wasn't 3 hours long but really this movie just seemed to have chunks missing.
Scenes jump from one place to another without any logical explanation or exposition. Characters do things which are both illogical and unexplained.
I'm not even sure if adding an hour would make this a "good" film but what we have here is nothing like "good". I gave it 4/10 and am not even sure why.
Archive 81 (2022)
So slowwww
Currently watching episode 6 and my God it's slow. The two lead actors are possibly the most wooden I have ever seen been given a project of this size. I am honestly debating if I should waste another 2 hours or my life to watch the last two episodes.
Click & Collect (2018)
Eh?
So how did they get the car to start again? It was filled with diesel so they went off on the buggy. Next thing they are back in the car. Can't say I didn't laugh but really it's pretty poor.
Jurassic School (2017)
Really bad.
There is nothing to appeal here. I mean I know it's a kids film but really this is just awful. Effects are worse than they did in the 50's. Acting is poor from everyone. Avoid.