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Killing Them Softly (2012)
Are you kidding me?
You start with this nice movie, these two guys who seem like low-class people, one of them is an Aussie, the other is an American.
They seem at first like good characters, hell, they could've been.
Sadly, the script just destroys them all over the film, and the script it self is just bad.
About 30 minutes of the movie are pure sexual talk, which was clearly done to fill up the lack of inspiration, not even someone who just injected themselves full of testosterone will talk so much about sex.
The shooting scenes were just over-realistic, to the point where they look fake, and after seeing quite a few of them, I almost fell sick.
Also, they start mixing up the 70's with the present, you get these characters with sunglasses that look like they were taken out of Miami Vice.
I was also shocked about how long that movie felt, there was way too much talk to follow the script, they would talk non-stop for 20 minutes, that just doesn't work.
I'll only give them an extra star for giving a good impression at the start.
I do not recommend this movie, unless you've watched every single movie on earth.
Drive (2011)
Good plot, bad script & acting
I decided to watch the movie because the idea was quite good, a getaway driver, a neighbour who needs help and everything going wrong
But man.. the movie barely had any talking. The 2 main characters (The driver and the woman) just acted bad, when someone tells you something, you usually reply UNDER 5 seconds.. And there would be driving scenes where no one would talk at all.. I mean come on! Can't you do any talking?
It's like if they were making time so the movie would last 2 hours
It's a shame, hope some day they make a good remake, because the idea was good.
Tower Heist (2011)
Very entretaining, has a few inconsistencies
Good movie overall, has some funny parts, some serious parts (those combined very well), lots of good and famous actors, such as Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Alan Alda, and others. One actor I knew from The Event (TV Series): Zeljko Ivanek
A few inconsistencies I would notice was for example how they fitted the car on top of the elevator, the car's probably over 3000kg noticing it's made of gold, and as everyone probably knows, an elevator as the one shown in there probably stops working on 800kg, and with a weight such as 3000kg it would just probably fall. Also how the guy managed to hold on with one hand from the car while trying to catch the rope, but i'll give that the benefit of doubt, as the character probably went to the gym
II'd say it's a movie to watch with the family, it's kind of too serious noticing the inconsistencies, but it's how I am.
The Big Bang (2010)
Horrible
Worst movie I've seen. Really bad light effects, bad camera positions, really bad movie, the sky is clearly a green screen on the back. Plot sucks, the idea of it might be good, but it's attempt to become a comedy sucked.
The only thing that can be rescued are the sex scenes, which were quite good (Anyone would agree with me, sadly this isn't a porn film, so I won't add any stars for it)
I'm amazed that the budget was of 17 million, it was probably all spent on Antonio Banderas.
I do not recommend this movie for anyone, unless they want to fall sleep.