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Maybe Baby (2000)
This film made me hate myself. Is that good?
This film collapses into a schizoid orgy of fruitless navel-gazing. A writing veteran of such beloved cult series as Blackadder, The Young Ones, and Mr. Bean, Ben Elton scores early laughs at the expense of the Trainspotting-derived school of sordid shock, but otherwise his satirical aim is shockingly off. His screenplay veers clumsily from slapstick to scatology to sentimentality and back again, while his stiff visual sensibility betrays his background in television. Rowan Atkinson and Emma Thompson turn in distractingly showy cameos, while Laurie flounders in a charming-cad role better suited to Hugh Grant. The worst film ever made?
TINTIN Quarantino.
The Italian Job (2003)
like watching 50 adverts strung together..
...and you feel just as emotionally involved with the 'characters' in this supremely apalling film. So obviously funded by product placement, this movie has not one OUNCE the wit of 'Oceans eleven' which it tries so hard to ape. I've seen bricks with more charisma than Mark Wahlberg- and Charlize is his 2D, Cindy doll counterpart. The dialogue was hewn by cretins and polished by potatoes. Oh and if you were looking for a remake of 'the Italian Job'?- Forget it. It bears only ONE similarity. They drive mini's. FOR GODS SAKE don't rent this film!