machine146 Reviews

House of the Dead (2003)

Just plain awful.

[1/10 · 21 June 2008]

I knew this film was horrible before I saw it. But I didn't know how bad it was. After the first ten minutes I was scratching my head wondering what was going on. Soon after that I realized the director (Uwe Boll) made the movie like an amateur.

Only a few characters have any development to them and they don't last long. Then came the dreadful 10 minutes action scene (It feels longer.) Dreadfully boring for an action scene. All they did was shoot and do matrix moves.

This film is just begging to be ripped on by rifftrax. In fact I was laughing and cheering for the zombies to win because I hated the humans more.

I still don't know how a bunch of college students know how to fire guns and use swords.

Grizzly Rage (2007 TV Movie)

Go Bear!!!

[1/10 · 30 March 2008]

Yeah when I first saw the commercials for this movie I was like. Oh God this movie will be boring. I was right. It starts out with four college students. (All who look like they are in there late 20's) driving down the road obviously fast forwarded listening to awful music. They break into a park and run over a baby bear. Soon they are followed by its mother. Every time she kills someone animated blots of blood splatter. And I don't even want to comment on the car which over heats, flips, and amazingly enough still runs.

The acting was so bad I rooted for the bear the entire time. I can't even believe that they made and aired this junk.

Rating 1 out of 10

Alien vs. Predator (2004)

Short but still had tons of Action

[8/10 · 14 August 2004]

Warning might be spoilers Spoilers

The movie was short but it was worth the $7.50 to see it. Most of it was great the action the guts and the acting. Even though it had a PG-13 rating it still provided horror and violence with Aliens fighting Predators. I'm was amazed it was rated PG-13.

Now the bad stuff the movie skips most of the in depth plot and barely has time to know some of the characters names. The director could of been a better the Anderson. Also the ending could of been better too. But when the Aliens and Predators meet each other it was total chaos.

Before I saw this movie I was cheering for the Aliens. I waited years to see this movie it was worth the wait.

My rating for the movie 8 out of 10