sezemahmk11 Reviews

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Almost a complete waste of time

[4/10 · 17 July 2008]

I gave this movie 4/10 and did that only for the sake of Miss Jolie's bouncing tits. It actually deserved 1/10.

The movie utterly lacked story. The heroine and the villains are all after some magical mambo jumbo throughout the movie. When they find it we see they have no reason to look for that stuff. It's all out of boredom.They have nothing better to do with their time.

So there. That's a complete and full summary of the story. The movie had only one scene which has humor in it.Other than that it had no emotions ,jokes whatsoever. In fact there were no dialogs at all.

Action scenes were pretty mediocre.We have stone warriors that can be beaten by bare fists for God's sake.

All in all it was totally terrible except the bouncing parts of the movie. So if you are not interested in bouncing at all, then this movie is not for you.

Banyo (2005)

could not be worse

[1/10 · 5 December 2005]

this movie offers nothing but the dumbest conversations possible. as a matter of fact i most probably could not have imagined how meaningless a film, how synthetic the dialogs could be until an hour ago, but then again i saw this video. in a movie that does not depend on a powerful script, one expects to see at least good acting and tasty conversations and even some humor maybe, yet this movie lacks them all. you heard me it lacks them all. there is not a single point i like about this movie, none. i hate it. i'm sure anyone will do so too. the name is intended to give the target audience some thoughts of nudity and stuff, yet it fails even at the nudity. i don't know how but i beared to watch this thing for an hour or so, and i definitely recommend you don't do so. worst movie i've seen in my entire life. if someone offers you to watch it, ruuun awaaaaay saaaaaave your liiiiiiiiife