alspeaketh Reviews

ThanksKilling (2008)

Gobble Gobble...

[4/10 · 30 October 2011]

This movie isn't a movie that anyone should take seriously, even for a second. If you try to take this movie seriously you'll immediately get on IMDb, give it a 1 star rating (provided that's being considerate) and write about how much of a waste of time it was, yada yada yada. These guys aren't professionals.

Yes, the acting sucks. The special effects suck. The plot sucks! It all freaking sucks. But seriously, just look at the cover, they made it blatantly obvious at the first glance. What ever your first impression is of what you're getting into, is probably right on.

If you're looking to kill some time. Sure, watch this movie. But like I said don't expect a grammy winning award for the acting or anything else really. It feels like a bunch of friends got together and made a funny story about thanksgiving and this was the result.

Hanger (2009 Video)

One Of A Kind

[6/10 · 30 October 2011]

This movie is seriously one of a kind. It is offensive and definitely not the kind of movie to put on for a laugh here and there. When you're watching it you almost have a feeling you're in the 80s or something, the effects were not so bad, maybe in part that it was filmed in the fashion that it was.

I've got to tell you when you watch this there are some images that you will never rid your mind of thereafter. So if you're that type of person that's into movies that make you go feel your fabric of reality and sanity are gradually diminishing, give it a go! Don't watch it with your Mother.