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Torden (2020)
No Thank you
Extremely slow pacing. I almost fell asleep at the open of the film. Fifteen min of no talking. Should have built sympathy for a character before having him kill a kid. Even though the kid was annoying.
The Romance is forced and rushed. The plot is weak and seems based on images from special affects. The affects are VERY good. And I like how they found stuff under the farmhouse. The ending is VERY bad. The sniper situation doesn't make any sense. How could multiple pro's hit the wrong target 1 time. None of the bullets hit the main character. And then the movie just ENDS. Not worth the time. There are other Thor stories that are more worthy.
Shadow and Bone (2021)
Season 1 yes Season 2 no
I LOVED the first season. It was pretty similar to the books it just combined two of the book series. Shadow and Bone and the Crows. It even made me buy and read the books. Season two took a turn the last few episodes. Without warning they changed the ending for a clear attempt at continuing the Netflix series. Making a certain character evil. And decreasing the value of several others. Disappointed in the outcome. Yet another string of disappointments for Fantasy genre. I feel like studio involvement got in way. It has been a little while but I remember certain characters dying, or dying in certain ways that they didn't.
Ostatnia wieczerza (2022)
Don't watch while eating
After skimming reviews so I didn't get spoilers I foolishly had higher expectations.
Lots of throwing up and staring into the abyss. I would have liked for more of an investigation. The vibe was nice and spooky. But, after a point I was just waiting for more vomit. Subtitles said "wet gagging" a lot.
This was shot well, but nothing special. The location and sets prepared were pretty imerssive. A lot of the twists as in, maybe the whole three they had were pretty predictable.
I'm disappointed overall. It's one of those movies you end up feeling more depressed then when you started. Before the end title card I started worrying about the crew of this film. Do they need a hug?
Grave Encounters (2011)
It gets better :P
It took me a while to get into this movie. The start was slow and it seemed it was going to be a blatant rip of one of my favorite shows "Ghost Adventures." They had the duct tape X's to mark the static camera's, they were locked in, the intro was shot like "Ghost Adventures" and even some of the leads lines/mannerisms sounded mocking of the "Ghost Adventures" lead host Zak Bagans. But after you get into it and the crazy stuff starts I think I held my breath the whole time. And the acting seemed to get better. Warning for some gross stuff. It made me jump a few times. Not what I expected, but still good. You wanna scare you've found it.
The Skeleton Key (2005)
I like twists. But only if there good twists.
Minor spoiler people so don't get your knickers in a knot. Okay. I liked the setting, and the acting. Even some actor's I recognize and respect. And the old house is gorgeous. It was the story that sucked balls. It's the message that they deliver. You like old people? Are you a kind caring person? THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUNISHED!!! And that's not far. I was looking for a ghost story. A "What was that?" at the corner of your eye kind of thing. Apparently Hollywood doesn't make that kind of thing anymore... I suppose they win if I can't stop thinking about the film. But it's not in a good way. It's like; not being able to stop thinking about the time you saw your puppy got hit by a car feeling. If you like it when the bad guys win. Good for you. Watch it. Meanwhile. I want this film to be burned. :/