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Momentum Generation (2018)
Gnarly
I came to see hot guys surf big waves, left with renewed motivation, inspiration, and faith in humanity.
This was the most captivating documentary I have ever seen. Never a dull moment, lots of feels, lots of realness. It was fascinating watching these guys grow as human beings. Such a beautiful true story about hope, loss, struggle, success, failure, and finding oneself.
This doc/film was so perfect, my biggest problem with it was the music they played at the end for the credits. I would have much more appreciated some Pennywise or Unwritten Law. So that's why I had to come here, rate it 10/10 and write this review.
Where the Heart Is (2000)
Can't Relate
Very unrealistic, unrelatable film. Natalie Portman's acting has its moments, but it is not great. Her character is so stupid she does not deserve to have children. Good thing she meets another character even more dumb than her. "Girls like us can't exactly have the pick of the litter." Sorry, can't remember exactly what she says. But her point is that they are both painfully stupid white trash women who cannot land a nice and caring husband because they are too oblivious to their surroundings. I am all over the place here. Sorry, this is the type of movie that peaks your interest so you watch it at 5am. The characters are one dimensional. The librarian (Forney) is the only character that is slightly realistic and relatable yet we are to believe that he pines away for Portman's trainwreck of a character and acts as a father to her children without ever making a romantic move! Portman says she feels unworthy of him because he has money and went to college. College and money don't matter hon, his character is loving, caring, giving, and intelligent. He is not an idiotic, one dimensional, underdeveloped, garbage character. That is why she did not deserve him. But I get it, they wanted to do that romcom BS where you ship 2 characters so badly you develop nervous hives watching the film. Sorry, it didn't work. As stated in the title, I can't relate to these people.
Back to Ashley Judd's character, she says something like "I know he loves me because he said my children were beautiful." So cringy, it made me want to slap her but I didn't have to because that lovely boyfriend of hers did, right after molesting her child. Don't worry Both Judd and Portman wind up with men they don't deserve.
Kidding (2018)
Perfection!
This show is pure perfection. Jim Carrey is brilliant. It has the perfect balance of comedy and darkness. The character development is exceptional. Shows this good are few and far-between. It will probably be canceled in 1 or 2 seasons as so many brilliant shows are.