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Schaeer
Reviews
At the House of Madness (2008)
Enjoyable
Kudos to Mr. Sessions. I don't care what they say, his films are enjoyable to me. As a fan of these low and no budgeters, I gotta give props to the makers.
Some of the stories are better than others, my favorite was the one with the dummy. Mostly because I thought the actor in it was the best of the bunch. Also, some of the ladies were pretty which helps a lot.
Negatives: some of the dialog was plain boring and some segments dragged. The effects were passable. The "washed" or whatever it is called was distracting at times.
Overall: a solid time waster.
Creature of the Mist (2002)
Truly awful
Bus breaks down: of course! Young co-ed keeps taking off her blouse: nice! Annoying bitchy old lady gets tongue ripped out: cool! Guy's head blows up: even cooler! Scenes with actors just walking around: snooze fest. Truly awful looking monster: I could do better. Day for night scenes which are clearly laughable: lame. Director who can't direct Shiite: lamer.
2 or 3 of the effects are well done, otherwise pretty awful.
Overall: The cast was game, but the plot didn't make much sense. Only for Mr. Rox fans (the only cast member you might recognize from other low budgeters from the early 2000's).