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Quantum Apocalypse (2010)
Beyond dreadful
Oh where to begin? How about with the title, Quantum Apocalypse? For a start the film makers don't seem to understand what 'Quantum' means.
Not a good start.
Then there's the mysterious space jelly that somehow moves around on it's own affecting everything in it's path but only when it's facing them.
The special effects look as though they were put together by a film student. A bad film student who is currently failing to pass any classes at all. Earth is seen from Mars and looks closer than the Moon! The script is appalling and was probably scribbled onto the back of napkins in between scenes.
The acting is terrible and the characters generally unlikeable. 'Rock star' scientists? Give me strength.
The autistic guy apparently just watched Rain Man a couple of times and then tried (and failed) to copy Dustin Hoffman.
To say this was a disappointment is an understatement, a disappointment is no toy in your Kinder Surprise, this is a crime against humanity.
However there is one glimmer of hope. Someone, somewhere gave these morons 2.5 million dollars to create this cr*p and with standards this low we could all try and get the first brain fart we come up with made into a movie. Or just take the money and blow it in Vegas. Let's be honest that would be better as no one else would have to suffer through our creation.
Avoid. Go watch Malibu Shark Attack instead, it's dreadful but at least laughably dreadful.