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Sully (2016)
Nothing happens that you didn't see on the news!
I once cooked a chicken. It was a pretty big chicken and I roasted it, kept the breast for salad, cooked the bones and skin for stock and made some soup. I Made a curry with the legs and even crisped up the wings. All in all I got 4 days worth of food from one chicken. Saying this though I did not stretch it out as much as they stretched out this f**king film. Jesus Clint, did you forget to pay your taxes? I can only assume you needed the money. We've come to expect turkeys with Hanks lately but not you too? Don't waste your time, yeah he landed a plane and didn't kill anyone but 2 hours? That's how long I cooked my chicken for.
Christmas Eve (2015)
I've seen Patrick Stewart act so I know he can but he doesn't in this.
I really can't think of anything positive to say.
No really, nothing.
The first 4 reviews on here ,in chronological order, were obviously written by the director until he thought "fuck it" and gave up trying to convince us otherwise.
Annoying, obnoxious characters.
Zero plot.
I'm only still writing this because of the 10 lines thing on IMDb.
Why is that even a thing?
It doesn't make sense.
A few concise comments are all that are needed.
Is that enough? I can't be bothered to scroll back up and count.
En fin, don't waste your time.