ex-sanguis Reviews

Milf (2010 Video)

Really funny for the genre

[9/10 · 21 October 2010]

I am surprised to say I actually really enjoyed this. I watched Sex Pot, the other Asylum college type comedy, and was kind of disappointed by it. The production values felt amateurish. This was completely different though. It looked professional, and the writing and acting were very good too.

I thought Phillip Marlatt had pretty hilarious delivery for a lot of his lines, and managed to show a decent range. Amy Lindsay also showed some good range and looked adorable in the incognito fedora and trenchcoat outfit when she snuck into the dorm.

For the smaller parts, there were a few stand outs. The guy in the dorm room next door, who I don't recall the name of and can't seem to find here on IMDb, was funny and had a few really great lines. Mike Gaglio as the yogi master husband was hilarious. Kylee Nash as the cheating wife of the black physics professor was gorgeous. Diana Terranova was hot too and funny as the crazy sex addict kinky MILF.

I think the funniest part in the entire movie was the dream sequence with the birthday party and everything. There were a lot of funny parts though, I actually laughed out loud through most of the movie. I found it to be way funnier than most of the recent American Pie movies that are kind of the same genre. Hopefully Asylum will make more in this genre because they seem to have really improved since Sex Pot and I don't think they make enough comedies compared to all their monster movies and knock offs.

Sex Pot (2009 Video)

Low production value

[4/10 · 20 October 2010]

I normally like a lot of the Asylum stuff, but this one was kind of a miss. It looked kind of cheap, and wasn't as funny as a lot of other stoner type comedies.

The T&A in the movie wasn't great either except for like one or two. The Asian lesbian chick was cute, but most of the other girls that got naked didn't have very impressive bodies.

A few of the scenes were funny, but it seemed to drag on forever in parts. There was one scene in the basement during the party that just seemed to last FOREVER, way too long, it felt like they were just padding out the length of the movie.

The car wash scene was ridiculous because you could tell that it was just the same girls from a few different angles trying to pretend to be a bunch more.

Overall it was okay but kind of a disappointment, it felt like a funny idea but it didn't live up to what it could have been.