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Blindspot: Erase Weary Youth (2016)
Who wants a mustache ride?
I don't. This guy putting everyone on review, meanwhile not accounting his involvement. My belief is he's a plant. Take him down and shave off his studio 54 nasty ass mustache, period! Wait, I was right. Never ever ever ever trust anyone with a mustache, fowl! Well, except for Super Vermont state troopers, obviously.
Blindspot: Authentic Flirt (2015)
Writing needs serious work!!
I don't know which one of the staff writers decided to kill off Patterson's boyfriend David. Huge mistake, that was side story drama gold! Whom ever it was should be fired. Not just fired, being blacklisted from the writing community for being an idiot. What type of failure goes on continuing being satisfied of their complete disaster of a story line? Shame on you! Pathetic, reevaluate your life.
Blue Bloods: The Greater Good (2016)
Good season opener
I thought the episode was excellent as a season opener and considering how awful a handful of episodes last season were. I was especially proud of how Danny handled the grand jury despite the odds not being in his favor. On a quick note, I truly enjoyed the now enlightened foreshadowing of alleged Lori Loughlin's backroom dealings pertaining to academic situations. Hilarious!
Designated Survivor: The Interrogation (2016)
Herumph!!!
The episode was great, I really hate his wife. She's the wrong actress to be playing an immigration attorney with WH issues that she has no clearance being involved in. Not only does she force her husband to meet her agenda (yeah, frikin' Jack Bauer), she can't even pretend to have an American accent. Eat a Ploughman's lunch and die in a limo crash.
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (2015)
Meh BB pilot, though always good to see my fav crybaby!
Horrible introduction to beyond borders. So boring, it was like watching the paint dry. The worst part of this episode was the introduction to Matt Simmons. When it comes to a character's onscreen dynamic, this piece of garbage has nothing to offer. Every time he opens his mouth, I feel stupider. On the plus side, seeing Sterling K. Brown doing a guest appearance is always fun, you never know if he's going to break down and cry. Pretty proud that he was able to compose himself this episode although, when the team met him for the first time, his eyeballs were pretty bloodshot like he was bawling off camera. He probably read the script and reacted.
Criminal Minds: Anonymous (2015)
20 years ago, you got yourself an episode
Don't you think by now Penelope Garcia has developed an algorithm that detects similarities in victim's dossiers? At the very least blood type, going further probable markers for organ donation. Come on! Reports of pre calls to 911, carefully placed head shots. An easy probability going forward to check donor wait lists, blood and markers. It's really not a stretch, especially for supposed brilliance of the BAU. Writing a good screenplay is supposed to to be hard, take time, don't dumb it down. Our society should have to think, not be shoveled garbage into our mouths.
Person of Interest: YHWH (2015)
My God!!
I'm so wet right now. The war between us and A.S.I's. The perfect music to the plan. Had to do a midnight Walmart run to get more socks. Virtually Amazballlss!!!
Person of Interest: Matsya Nyaya (2012)
Best episode ever!!!
In this episode, that piece of human garbage Darien Sills-Evans, finally gets whacked. I nearly broke my remote hitting the 10 sec repeat over and over again to skyrocket my dopamine levels. I even took a screenshot of the scene to look at for whenever I have to sit through a U.S. Cellular commercial ( which are the stem of my bitterness btw). All in all, it was a fabulous episode stuffed with perks to give it a full load of 10 stars!!
Criminal Minds: Out of the Light (2011)
Gotta love a Glock!
The episode itself was decent, including the creepy art teacher. I was thrilled watching the performance of Hotch's Glock 17 underwater. Didn't believe myself until I "mythbusted" it. Took three shots: 1- break glass, 2- shot to create what is known as "torpedo effect", 3- shot close enough to (2) it uses the disturbed flow creating a vacuum to actually propel faster than normal. Underwater wake is appropriated using the Kelvin scale for those skeptics, it's science!
Criminal Minds: Hanley Waters (2011)
Eeeewwww!
Kelli Williams is gross! Ruined everything about this episode. Would rather she ate a shotgun shell in the first five minutes and watch the news.
Anyhoo, gave it a dubb do to the fact Peter Abernathy was a prominent character. If you don't understand, u don't belong here wah.
Criminal Minds: Nameless, Faceless (2009)
L.C.????
Well, the writers are mailing it in this episode. What kind of crackerjack trauma surgeon doesn't know what LC means? Where did this idiot go to medical school? Med school, where you have to memorize 10s of thousands of anatomical vocabulary and procedural etiquette. Even in his first residency, he would need to be familiar with slight administrative paperwork regarding the patients under his care. No wonder this dude killed so many with his half-ass, mickey mouse, online practice of medicine. This character development really affirmed the hidden talent of the writers. Way to raise the bar, you should be proud!
Supernatural: Good God, Y'All (2009)
Good, yet so frustrating again!!!!
Ok, what's the score on who's fault it is? Sam, the poor hulking roid nerd, is going through episodes of self depravity mainly due to his belittling brother. Dean is betrayed because he believes Sam was manipulated by a demon which led to some sort of "drug overdose " and him breaking the final seal. Dean was in Hell for 40 years, after being carved for 30, he was manipulated by a demon to do the carving for 10. Throwing those souls on the rack broke the first seal. Yet, this sanctimonious piece of garbage decides to place full blame on his brother. C,mon, are these the lessons we're teaching our children? I remember a time where we took responsibility for our own actions, not force blame on someone else. Who writes this trash?
Supernatural: Folsom Prison Blues (2007)
Fantastic, yet justly unsettling
The whole episode was great until their P.D. violates attorney-client privilege. Even if the feds caught the boys, no court in the land would ever convict. They would not only get off scott free, the DA would have to evacuate their past crimes, plus little miss public defender would be disbarred and gosh knows what else.
Supernatural: Playthings (2007)
Cornwall, CT
I owned a house in Cornwall. In no way would the town allow a company to demolish a historic building. The town sits alongside the Housatonic river with a red covered bridge, it's ridiculous to assume that they are trying to gentrify their town. Beautiful Inn btw.
Supernatural: Hunted (2007)
Sniffles
After seeing this episode again (been years), all I do is scream at the tv and tell (Randall Pearson) to stop crying. Then I started crying, how characters ruin actors for life.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: In the Dark (2004)
Gross!
A "stone baby" eeeewww! She was completely aware of this situation. No matter how broken or demented one is, to fake normalcy and live life knowing a dead human resides inside of you, is absolutely blastphemous and repugnant. Rose unfortunately had no support, where one would confront her macabre circumstance. Ewww!