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Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. (2022)
Should be one hour
Another one of Netflix series that could have easily wrapped up in one hour but instead they stretched it for 4 episodes, filling space with superfluous and repetitive stuff. It's not that interesting or complicated.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Horrible
It was a great movie... until it wasn't. It was like a great writer came up with the theme, the beginning and the end, and then gave the script to his 14 year old child to fill the rest. It was so absurd but not in a dark comedy way like the Coen movies, it tries to be "woman empowering" but fails miserably. Nothing makes sense, like the movie Downsizing - great idea, horrible script.
Motel Makeover (2021)
A dictionary for you
I somehow watched all episodes unmuted because I was bored on a rainy Sunday and looking for something empty to binge watch. Not gonna comment on their vocal fry or their inexperience or their basic tastelessness since everyone else already did but I wanted to contribute with a Valley Girl to English dictionary in case you get confused watching this:
Retro: I don't think they know what this means. Anything is retro. A blue swimming pool is retro. A surfboard is retro. Since their vocabulary consists of 15 words they label anything and everything as retro. Don't think too much of it when they say retro, they mean to say "pretty".
Super Retro: Means it has actual vintage vibes.
Real Retro: Vintage.
Art: Anything that came out of a colored printer.
Statement: Either big or weirdly colored anything is statement.
Design moment: Means you can take an Instagram photo at this spot.
You're welcome.
Sound of Metal (2019)
Best film I've watched in years
It's as perfect as a movie can get for me.. so powerful and thought provoking, it makes you question so many things you think you know / feel / assume. I have no idea why its rating isn't higher, I can't find a single flaw about this film.