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The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
I would rather have my teeth scraped with a saw then watch this again.
One comment sums up how bad this was. THE DOORS OPENED ON THE GENERAL LEE? The real Boos Hogg & Uncle Jesse are glad they are dead, because they did not have to witness this holocaust of The Dukes memory! Did the producer of this winner ever watch the original? This movie looks like the film makers flunked out of Porno film school. Infomercials @ 4am make more sense than this movie. Did Burt Reynolds spend all the money he made off of Stroker Ace? There must have been a reason he made this. I bet the original cast must have a smile a mile long when this movie died at the box office. This film makes Jar Jar Binks's performance in The Phantom Menace look like Brando in the Godfather.
Casual Sex? (1988)
Its Casual
Dice Clay proved he was more than just DICE. Lea Thompson showed that she could do comedy & that she looked so good on a nude beach. I read someplace that when they first tested the film Lea & Dice did not get together as in the final version. The test audience wanted the unlucky Dice to get the girl in the end. I totally agree that ending would have been dumb if it just ended with DICE back in NYC alone. It needed to happen. All in all it was a good 80's flick. I still watch it when its on TV. For you tv version buffs, the TV edit has more scenes with Lea & Victoria outside of Lea bedroom after she makes it with that bad actor wannabe. Do I smell a directors cut?
Jaws 3-D (1983)
To bad the cast was not in 3d ( ok well only one)
Not much to add that has not already been said. I saw this film in the theaters in 1983, because all the rest of the kids in the neighborhood said go see it its cool. So being a Jaws fan that I was I went & paid the $3 (what ever the cost was back then) Boy were they wrong even at a young age I could tell a pile of junk in a second. The only good thing about this film THE ONLY THING... It introduced me to my fav actress of all time...Lea Thompson I fell for her the second I saw her fall into the water in the first 30 seconds of the masterpiece. The best part was her in her tiny blue bikini. Thats it! Its a shame that she was not in 3D!