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The Ransom of Red Chief (1998 TV Movie)
4/10
not the best version of this story
11 April 2009
'Red Chief', one of O.Henry's most engaging stories, has been filmed at least three times. (I can find no record of the Alex Linz version several have referred to; it does not appear in his IMDb biography.) This version strikes me as the poorest of the three: too much slapstick, too many extraneous characters (the housemaid, the sheriff/narrator) who only slow down the action.

The story was first filmed in 1952 along with four other stories in 'O.Henry's Full House'. The kidnappers were played by the brilliant radio comedian Fred Allen and the equally brilliant pianist/comedian Oscar Levant so it should have been a winner but somehow it failed to click, to me at least. (Lee Aaker of 'Rin Tin Tin' played the boy.) But amazingly the truest and funniest version of this quintessentially American story was filmed in France. 'Le grand chef' (1959) featured Fernandel, then France's leading comic, and Gino Cervi, a prominent Italian actor. 'Red chief' was played by an enchanting youngster named Papouf. Downloadable copies are available but so far I haven't seen one with subtitles. You can use it to brush up on your French or just to enjoy the action.
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Armed and Innocent (1994 TV Movie)
7/10
Does anyone know... (spoiler)
17 March 2009
Warning: Spoilers
how much of the film was based on the real events?

I know that a boy (in Tennessee, I believe) killed two intruders and was subsequently lionized. Gun advocates paraded him as an example of the value -- indeed the necessity -- of keeping weapons in the household.

But what was the real boy's reaction to his sudden fame? What became of him afterward? I am sure the latter part of the film (especially the bizarre confrontation with the surviving burglars who expressed their rage by driving through the property and knocking down fences, making no attempt to injure the boy who was an easy target) was pure fiction. But what were the facts of his subsequent life?
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9/10
flawed masterpiece
3 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I have seen this film about a dozen times and will probably see it a dozen times more. I consider it a flawed masterpiece but I understand why many people detest it. It is surely the most sentimental film that has ever been made about a robot. (Though it is the product of a posthumous collaboration between Spielberg and Kubrick it often seems to embody the spirit of that unashamed sentimentalist Ray Bradbury.) There is so much to appreciate -- beginning with one of the most amazing performances by a young actor in the history of film -- that the plot and dialogue faults seem like screeches of chalk on blackboard.

There are mysteries here too (mysterious at least to me) which I would dearly like to see resolved.

Be warned: everything hereafter is a spoiler.

Faults: we see David undergo an open-thorax operation with perfect equanimity: "It doesn't hurt", he assures his 'mother'. But a couple of scenes later when a youngster pricks him slightly with a knife (assuring him he means no harm) David freaks out and clutches his 'brother' in terror. Why? Apparently only to move the plot in the desired direction. Surely this could have been engineered in more credible fashion.

The bit of doggerel that leads David back to the doctor doesn't make sense: "Come away, oh human child..." The whole point is that he is _not_ a human child, at least not yet.

Why is Dr. Hobby's lab located in the sunken city rather than in the more convenient company headquarters in New Jersey? Why does Hobby leave David alone after having shattered his illusions? Again, apparently just to make the plot move in the desired direction. This seems to me to be clumsy, even lazy scripting.

The police follow the stolen amphibicopter, pluck Gigolo Joe into the sky -- and just ignore the multi-million-dollar piece of hardware that then carries David on his short trip to Coney Island where he sits for 2000 years. Don't these vehicles have location devices? What ever happened to sonar? Both the government and the corporation would possess ample resources and motivation to search and recover the errant machines. The film provides no explanation as to why they didn't.

Just before the final scene David and we are subjected to a long-winded and implausible explication of the quirks of the space-time continuum that will limit the duration of his reunion. This slows down the action at the worst possible time. The Blue Fairy could simply have told him that the event could only last a day, period. It wasn't necessary to give him or us a course in fantasy physics.

In addition to these glaring faults (and perhaps others I have missed) there are some puzzles that I would very much like to see cleared up. If Mr. Spielberg happens to read this I would appreciate his doing so. If not, I would be interested in others' considered opinions on the following: when David is staggering in growing despair between the panels of Davids and Darlenes, one of the panels suddenly moves. Is another David coming to life behind it? If so why do we not see him? If not then what is happening? When David later awakes in the familiar surroundings of his home the scene is quite deliberately made unreal. The colors are garish, the scene is blurry. The whole effect is exactly that of an old piece of film that has lain for many years until the colors have begun to go bad. But as soon as he moves into the room with the Blue Fairy, the film comes into focus and the colors become more natural. What is Spielberg trying to tell us? Is the whole event happening in David's head? If so why are the 'aliens' (or millennial robots) depicted observing the event from a balcony? The final scene of course recalls the ending of '2001' but is if anything more obscure than its famous predecessor. (At least part of it seems to be a mental rather than a real event: that big moon scurries offstage in most unrealistic fashion.) Does David really sleep? Really dream? Does he too die or is his sleep the beginning of something truly new? (Is his name a mere coincidence? He could have been Tommy or Dickie or even little Harry.) Could it be that he is forging in the smithy of his digital soul the uncreated conscience of a new robotic race? In short, what is going on here? If anyone here knows the answers, please set them out for those such as I who are too literal-minded to grasp it on our own. And could you email me a copy to ensure I don't miss it?
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Making 'Signs' (2003 Video)
3/10
The reason you didn't understand.what was going on...
28 July 2006
Warning: Spoilers
is that almost nothing was. Slamming doors and creaking boards and creepy crop circles presage the most ridiculous alien invasion since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Mr. Shyalaman's religiosity, so touchingly displayed in his earlier film 'Wide Awake', is a clumsy distraction here. (The 'Simon Birch-y' twist at the end will convert few skeptics to the true faith.) Fine performances by Gibson and young Rory Culkin are unable to rescue the stumbling script -- and Shyalaman's trademark Hitchockian cameo adds little but further irritation. Follow these Signs if you wish but I warn you: they will lead you to a dead end.

PS I erroneously gave this film a vote of 3 out of 10. I meant the vote for 'Signs' itself, not for this description of its making.
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7/10
Lightweight but delightful
30 January 2006
A mischievous Czech youngster sneaks off to the Lesna zoo for a day of fun. He soon bumps into (actually is bumped into by) a blind boy his own age (both about 11) whom he leads on a whirlwind tour of the premises, opening cages to allow his friend to pet everything from tiger cubs to rhinoceroses, always one step ahead of pursuing attendants. They eventually encounter some real perils but they are up to the challenge. Alas there is no English translation but the film is dubbed in German and even without language the story line is clear. Kids will enjoy it and parents will find it easy to watch. Sprinten wir! :-)
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