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The House of the Dead (1996)
This game brings back memories back in the arcades
God I love this game. I remember when this game used to cost at least $1.00 in the arcade. now it has been about 5-6 years later that this arcade now cost a quarter or .50 cents to play. I played this with my family, my friends, or by myself. i even spent almost $20.00 to beat the magician, the last boss of the game when the game first came out. I give this game 10/10. warning do not get the sega saturn version of this game, the graphics are so horrible ( why did i even bother telling you not get this game for the sega saturn. I mean sega saturn no longer exist anymore)
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
a very funny scifi/comedy movie since mars attacks
this has to be one of the best mix of horror/comedy/scifi since 1996's mars attacks. david arquette is a very good actor and so is doug E doug. the plot was very original and i give this an 8/10.
South Park (1997)
Kenny is Back!
( caution: spoilers) oh my god, i cant believe that kenny is back. if you guys dont remember how kenny came back, watch the christmas special, you know, where cartmen tries to bring christmas spirit in iraq and when jimmy is singing the " on the twelve day of christmas" song. okay enough about kenny, yeah the show is quite getting more mature than plain silly. my favorite episodes is when they are trying to get kenny's soul out of cartmen by going to a john edwards show, its freaking hilarious. also when timmy and jimmy joins a gang called the "crips" ( remember timmy and jimmy are crippled and they also thinks the gang members are crippled too, thats why they joined it) i give this 9/10. wait since kenny is back, i give south park 10/10
The Tuxedo (2002)
I wish a had like that!
hi i am a jackie chan fan, i like all his movies( especially the movies filmed in China), esp. the tuxedo. okay this movie may sound cheesy or lame, and if you think that this movie is stupid or a lame idea, this probably means that you have no imagination, or creativity. this movie is fun filled with laughs and action. 9/10
ps I wish i had a tuxedo like that!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
What the hell is Vanilla Ice doing in this movie?
This movie was good, but not good good, thanks to vanilla ice. he ruined everything. this movie was going okay thanx to the ninja turtles and Ernie reyes jr, untill the end, thats where it begins to get ugly.can we get a popular artists back in the 90's that can star in this movie, some non white rappers, or better yet, no rap at all; how about just rock. the movie : 9/10 vanilla ice:0/10
Chappelle's Show (2003)
absolutely funny
i have to say that this is one funny show. (spoiler) the first time i was watching this show, i was thinking that it my be a very dum show, just like crank yankers, but i was wrong. one funny skit is when they were making fun of the mitsubishi comercial, there's dave driving and the women popping in the passenger seat, and dave was wondering " what the f**k is she doing. I also like is when they had a skit called, "ask a a black dude". that was really funny. if you like the man show, you'll enjoy this. 10/10
Resident Evil (2002)
If you think this is a bad movie, or a rip off of Romero's zombie flicks, then you've probably never played the game before.
like i was saying, critics gives video game movies a bad grade, it's probably because they never played the game before. Resident evil is the best video game movie since 2001's tomb raider. it has everything that you could expect from a video game movies. for example: (spoilers) there's zombies(duh), zombie dogs, the t virus, the licker, racoon city, also the big mansion ( just like the first resident evil game). although the movie does have it's downfalls. characters like alice, kaplan ect. aren't from the video game series, and thats pretty much about it. a great game and a great movie. 9/10
ps: if you're a critic and you are reading this, before you watch a video game movie, play the game first.