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Dirty Movie (2011)
The funniest movie I have ever seen!
This movie contains nearly every funny joke I have ever heard and much more! I'm sure that there are those who like to feel sorry for themselves who may not like it but I think it was a breath of fresh air in the stale comedy world we have become.
I have seen scenes in other movies which were as funny, but this was hilarious from start to finish! I immediately bought the DVD.
The Big Short (2015)
Complete boredom!
This movie, while based on truth, was impossible to get interested in!
I knew the circumstances, I knew the reality it was based on, I am fascinated by the prospect, and I still couldn't remain interested. It was just too deep in the forest to be able to see the trees.
And you never do understand why the good guys got screwed.
Imagine watching 5 brain surgeons discuss the latest subtle nuance of micro brain surgery! This was worse!
My date fell asleep.
Not worth the time or money!
The style ruined what could have been a real eye opening movie!
The Revenant (2015)
It's clear the director has never been outdoors!
Some awesome scenery, and an attempt at a feel good story gone horribly wrong! I realize that most people don't have any survival training but I would guess that more than a few have common sense; and if you have any common sense, this movie is insulting!
1. When you are struggling to stay alive in sub zero weather, certain death will come if you get your clothes wet.......he does it repeatedly.
2. When you are trying to survive among hostile Indians, you only build a fire to save your life and then you build a well hidden fire the size of your hat because Indians will see/smell your fire.......he builds bon-fires out in the open.
3. A muzzle-loading weapon can only be fired once, you must then reload it which takes roughly 30 seconds for the most accomplished user......he shoots multiple times, rapid fire, with a muzzle loading pistol.
4. While it's true that you can survive in the cold by gutting your horse and using it's internal warmth to save your life, a full grown man cannot climb inside the chest cavity of a gutted horse.......the horse would have to be 20 feet long.
I understand creative license for directors but this was just awful!
Wanderlust (2012)
Horrid!
This film was painful to watch!
Even the adorable Jennifer Aniston could not make this movie watchable.
There was nothing but a couple giggles due to a crazy scene or word but it was torture!
Other than the multiple shots of penises and floppy breasts by unknown actors and actresses there was nothing of note.
Boring from start to finish, the film just kept dragging and dragging on.
I expected something of worth but never got it. The few outtakes at the end of the film were the only thing worth watching so don't forget to watch those.