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Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man: About Face (1994)
This one hits you in the feels
Oh god I just cried watching effing duckman. Oh... This one grabs you by the feels I am shocked. SHOCKED at duckmans selflessness on display. But its also toxic. This is like, bojack horseman level sad.
Wow...
That was the end of my review but I am required to write 330 more characters. Lets see, 300 characters left lets see well its rainy here. Today is overcast. Umm... tomorrow will likely be the same, there's a cold front moving in. Alright, what are we at now? 130 characters? Okay, I just want to say thanks to my mom, dad, sister, grandma, my cats pepperoni and pineapple and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IM EFFING DONE HERE.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Comedy doesn't have to wear a suit or get a job
Listen, you can't put your finger on comedy. You can put your finger in comedy, but not on comedy. There is so much debate is it genius? Is it madness? Is it awful? The answer is, yes.
René Magritte painted a tobacco pipe like what Popeye would smoke and said "this is not a pipe" and you're going "yea, of course it is! Are you stupid?!" No, it's a painting! Guys!!! ITS A PAINTING!! But you see a pipe. René is asking the same question as Tom, what is art? What is a movie? Or more specifically, what is a comedy?
The answer my friends has been redefined by this movie. It managed to be bad in the way that a painting of a pipe is bad to smoke tobacco out of, but it managed to be genius in the way thought provoking art is supposed to be. Instead of a canvas and paint, he used a camera and stupidity. Because that's his comedy. Forget about what you think a movie should be, forget about what you think a comedy should be, and just laugh. Because this move did the only thing a comedy movie needed to do, it penetrated your ear hole hard enough to dislocate your jaw bone with laughter. If you don't get this movie, a lot of people don't get that a painting is not a pipe.
I effing love this movie.