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The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Matrix Reflushed
I can only say one word about this movie. "It Stunk". Peeee-eewww was it bad. The only people who can be happy about this movie are the executives at Bolle and Ray Ban. The movie was an over long advertisment for sunglasses. Some people say you should never name call in a review or even swear. Fortunately I'm not one of those people. The movie was craptacular on the highest scale.
If you like fast car chases and lots of shooting. Then I recommend seeing "The Fast and the Furious" or "Gone in 60 Seconds - (a homage to Peter Mack)". If you are looking for romance then go see "Star Wars Attack of the Clones (with its totally believable love interest between Anakin and Princess Amidalla -wink wink, yes totatlly believable). The fact is, The Matrix Reflushed fails in every respect. The romance between Neo and Trinity is as unexplainable as the Trinity itself. The action scenes looked like they were rehashed versions of the original Matrix film but lagged on for about 10 minutes too long.
And this is no criticism of the movie, but somebody let one rip during the movie and it stunk out the cinema. It was the inspiration of my review "The Matrix Reflushed".
I have never walked out of a movie and I have seen "Liar Liar" so enough said, but the Matrix takes the cake as being the first movie that I even considered walking out of.
Verdict: Keep flushing
X2 (2003)
X Men??? Hardly
Let me first off state how dissapointed I was with the purile attempt at making a movie from a CLASSIC (thats right A CLASSIC) comic. Dont let the title of the movie throw you. There are NO X rated scenes in the movie. Its not even about X Men!!!!!! I have it on good authority that there are even X-Women involved. SO why the X men name? Why can't anybody answer me that. ASLO it was totally unbelievable how any human could have those super powers!!! Like metal claws in somebodies hands. I dont think so, cos it would really hurt when the claws retracted. BUT not once did I see Wolverine wince whenever the claws went back! Why is it that nobody else noticed that. Then they try and tell us that Picard is the head X man (pardon the pun since he is balding). How on earth could Picard travel back in time to the set of the X men. So in conclusion, if you like movies that DONT make sense. Go see X Men. ON the other hand, if you like more intellectual movies (like I do) then go see something like "Pay it Forward" or "The Importance of Being Ernest" or even its prequel "Ernest Goes to Camp". They may have not one any oscars but at least those movies are believeable!
Third World Cop (1999)
Ali G is an excellent script writer.
In his first full length movie Ali G has done wonderfully well. He has managed to transpose his everyday life from back home in Staines to the ghetto of Jamaca man.
The acting is first class. Capone is all class he reminds me of a young Clint Eastwood in this flick. Let me tell you his career is going to skyrocket (remember you heard it first here!).
The plot is intriguing and complicated -to complicated to describe here, but let me just say there is a lot of shooting!
I reccomend anybody who enjoyed this film should see "Pay It Forward" or "The Importance of being Ernest".
this is nick. signing off. untill next time. stay cool you batty boys.