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Reviews
Breaking Bad: Pilot (2008)
Breaking BAD!!!
Wow. After literally over a decade of being told to watch this show, I caved in. After all the hype, one could expect AMC's Breaking Bad to be the most profound and exciting series in history. I can now confidently say it was about as far from that as I can imagine.
There is simply no project more overrated than the pilot episode of Breaking Bad, and I doubt my view will change anytime soon during the following episodes. The premise is ridiculous! Walter White, played timidly by Bryan Cranston, a man who was clearly never broken a single law, sees cooking and selling methamphetamine as the optimal choice because what, he has cancer? Not just that, but he also kills two people in the first episode, and shrugs it off like it was nothing? Walter is depicted as a pathetic man, one who should not even be able to keep his wife, how then is he suitable to become a murderous drug dealer in the first episode? That's not to mention the god awful pothead character played by Aaron Paul of Black Mirror fame. The character adds nothing except comic relief, which is really not necessary in a show like this and makes witnessing him on screen absolutely unbearable. Skyler, Hank, Walter's son, etc. Are all very uninteresting characters who I can't imagine rooting for. Or against, that's how boring they are! The only character I liked was the Mexican DEA agent. Oh, and also, wtf is this camera quality?? When was this show made!
Ahsoka: Part Five: Shadow Warrior (2023)
MEDIOCRITY AT ITS FINEST.
Continuing a trend of lackluster-at-best storytelling from previous episodes, Ahsoka episode 5 certainly does not dress to impress. As always, Ahsoka, who was originally designed as jailbait eye candy for creepy old white men for the god awful Clone Wars show, appears bland and uninteresting beyond having two lightsabers. There is little done to forward the plot, though that might work in the episode's favour since every episode so far has been hot garbage. The saving grace of this episode is Hayden Christensen's appearance as Obi-Wan's student from one of the Star Warses, because he has a red lightsaber, which is certainly even cooler than having two. I did not understand how the characters suddenly became younger. More of his-who-shall-not-be-named pervesions? Conclusion: MEH!