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Zoo Wars (2018)
Zoo wars more like stupid wars
Boo Boo Squeal is a punk. Also somehow the most interesting character. He had some funny sauce lines. I don't want any of you to get the idea that they were actually funny, they were funny in the sense that the randomness of the sauce names felt like a breath of air in the mundane horrors that make up the rest of the film. It only took about 15 minutes for me to lose all sanity, so anytime the characters moved slightly I screamed. I'd say the best course of action for viewing this film is to completely forget any standards you have for yourself. I sat through an hour of uneventful dialog just to have the movie end with the rat I was rooting for getting tickled into submission. Ridiculous movie.
Groundhog Dave (2019)
Phenomenal...
I don't know where to start. I have never watched a film that had put me through as many emotional rollercoasters as Ground Hog Dave has. The Notebook is a heartfelt story of love and loss, but yet it doesn't quite have the same impact that Groundhog Dave displays with its complex character development and the beautiful demonstration of the power of friendship. I thought Shutter Island had a mindblowing plot twist, but once again the geniuses behind this masterpiece deliver an ending that was quite literally life-changing. This movie gets me through the worst of nights, replacing my sleep-paralysis demons with visions of the most beautiful gay couple of all time, sweet Loaf and Beefy. The queer representation in this film is immaculate. I could go on and on, but I will refrain for the sake of your time and mine but believe me when I say you MUST see this movie. The trip that Dave takes you on is one you'll never forget.