impossiblecreature Reviews

Horne & Corden (2009)

It Ain't No Gavin And Stacy!

[12 March 2009]

Last night I turned on BBC3 a few minutes before this was due on. I had been looking forward to it all week, to my disappointment I sat though 25 minutes of total rubbish television.

The show started with them standing in front of a live studio audience and James Corden running around like a hyper 10 year old which was just pointless, then it got to the sketches dear god the sketches why oh why! First of all all the sketches were just just stupid and had non of the charm or intelligence that Gavin And Stacy did. The connection between Horne And Corden seemed non existent unlike that of Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins or Ant and Dec. Most of the sketches were about how fat James Corden is which gets real boring and its so unimaginative and the others were just stupid, I thought it would be interesting to see them do their sketch to the audience but that was so dumb and childish how to draw a "cock" as they put it was distasteful and went on for far to long. Overall its such as shame because I am now doubtful whether their journey into the realm of film with Lesbian Vampire Killers is going to be worth watching or not.

P.S if your reading this Horne and Corden BRING BACK GAVIN AND STACY!

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Whooooo Zombies!

[7/10 · 27 January 2008]

OK so i was hoping to see black sheep at the cinema with some mates. When i got on the train I met my movie loving friends but they told me angrily it was not on. They then said the only other film that looks OK that is on is resident evil extinction i had only seen number 1 and this was the third so i was thinking i would'not understand the movie at all but in actually fact it had a very easy to understand story. Packed full of over the top violence and lots of gore with fantastic acting (particularly by Milla Jovovich). This film is guaranteed to make you jump out of your seat. The film also like the others made you feel very attached to Alice (Milla Jovovich) and the rest of the characters. Overall if you love Zombies and lots of violence this is the film for you!