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Garfield: The Movie (2004)
My God! What has become of my favorite cartoon character.
As a kid in the late 80's and early 90's, I remember watching "Garfield and Friends" every morning (The Show was also in syndication for weekdays at the time, so not just Saturday mornings fyi). I eventually began reading Garfield comic strips daily, but stopped because of the time factor. This was my favorite, and nothing else compared, except the Ninja Turtles from 1990-92.
But when Jim Davis had the audacity to sell his idea to 20th Century Fox and allow those dumb*ss producers and writers to f**k it all up by introducing Bill Murray as the Voice of Garfield (now a dancing jumping athletic cat, as opposed to being lethargic), Breckin Meyer as Jon Arbuckle, and a wide array of Hollywood's A and (A- to B) list including Jennifer Love-Hewitt, (the highly unfunny)Jimmy Kimmel, Monique, Debra Messing, Nick Cannon, and Brad Garrett et al, It looked as if another great memory of our childhoods has been flushed down the toilet.
Therefore, In short, this movie is weak. And I nominate "Garfield the Movie" for the 2005 Razzie Awards "Worst Film of the Year" (the opposite of the Oscar) Unless, Jennifer Lopez starts doing movies again, or otherwise if there is something even worse.
0/10 stars
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
And the Razzie goes to....
SCARY MOVIE 3
Geez this movie was bad. It was mostly a pathetic parody of 8 Mile. I highly would not recommend this repulsive, if not redundant film.
I give it a 0 out of 5 rating Ebert and Roeper gives it 2 thumbs down
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
What would life be without Mario?
What would life be without Mario?. It would be lame. This was the first game I have ever played I tell you what, This is the best game I have played. Pac-Man, Atari, Sonic The Hedgehog and all the others have got nothing on Mario. Although I am also a big fan of Sonic and Crash Bandicoot. But Mario is the Emperor of the Video Game System. And I all started with this one game. It was hard, but it was fun as hell and It got better with every new game. Mario2 was cool but a bit out of platformm, and Mario3 and Mario World on SNES were the best of the series. Mario64 Was average though.
LONG LIVE MARIO!
The Drew Carey Show (1995)
The best imitation of Seinfeld ever.
Seinfeld made it's debut on NBC in 1989, It was about a comedian and his crazy friends. Six years later ABC tried to do what seinfeld did and hence, Drew Carey made his way. Drew Carey is funny (Maybe not like Seinfeld) but he is funny and so is that Lewis character. Keep it up Drew.
Wheel of Fortune (1983)
BETTER THAN EVER!!!
I remember when this show came on, The highest prize won was $25,000 in the bonus round. Now a days is 100 grand. And all the toss ups. I'm telling you this show is better than ever. And the theme song is pretty good. Unlike the 1983 "Changing Keys" version which was ugly and used too many synthesizer or the 1997 version where they jazed up the theme. I Like the new hi-tech puzzle board because it gives a more 21st century feel to the show. And the PRIZES!!! We'll What more can be said this show is better than ever before. And the set is cool. Better than the previous sets including the Ugly Sunburst's in 1983. Long Live Wheel.
Family Guy (1999)
HOLY C**P LOIS, They should ressurect Family Guy.
Those Executive Idiots at FOX are at it again. Cancelling Family Guy. But I can say this when the cancel the predecessor to Family Guy we call the simpsons, They should, or should I say MUST Bring Back family guy.
Family was by far the most hillariously intelligent comedy ever. It's a fusion of smart dirty jokes and intelligence. I mean when was the last time we've seen a dog pose as a human, and baby threaten to kill his parents with his high intelligence. We'll I don't know, Maybe I made it up or I had dream about, but What I'm saying is, That Family Guy was by all means the best thing since "In Living Color" and "Married with Children" (Which BTW I worship to this day) that was put on FOX. The Simpsons were great and were the show of the 90's (Especially from 92-99) but after a while, Matt Groening and his crew of writers began running out of Ideas.
YKW I'm thinkin'. If they won't ever bring back family guy then why dont they re-tool the simpsons and turn it into a more "Family Guyesque" style. You know funny and intelligent but a little more perverted and obscene.
MY GOD THIS SHOW (FAMILY GUY) IS FREAKIN' SWEET
The Simpsons (1989)
Either hire some new writers or just cancel the show!!!
What was once one of the greatest shows out has suddenly become a waste of the 8:00 sunday half hour. The Simpsons started out as a skit on The Tracey Ullman back when the FOX network got started in 1986-87, IT SUCKED and the characters and drawings looked like S***marks on paper. Then Came 1989, Still the show sucked but it was bound to get better. That was when Season No. 3 Came. The 1991-92 season, now that was when the show gained it's fame and Simpson Mania was at it's summit worldwide.
This was the official show of the 90's. Nobody could deny that for a fact. Especially during the early to mid 90's when the show was No. 1 on sundays. Now sure during that time the show was on thursday and had to compete with Cosby and NBC'S Lineup. But it was bound to thrive and It did.
The Last great season for this show I have to say was 1998-99. But after the new writers, or whatever it is, and after the tragedy of Phil Hartman, the show finally began to plummet.
I would have to say that this show is getting worse year after year. The worst year being 2001-02 when the show only relied on guest starring celebrities like Carmen Electra, but all im sayin' is to either hire new writers of just cancel the show. This show had it's time in the 90's why keep it now. In fact you what would be better. BRING BACK FAMILY GUY AND PUT Them on at 8pm sunday. That show was better. CANCEL THE SIMPSONS!!
King of the Hill (1997)
Unlike the Simpsons, At least it's funny
This show is funny, unlike the simpsons because of their character. I mean you got the brain dead ignoramus who goes by the Hank, His wife Peggy, his hilariously stupid son Bobby, and all those other idiots like Dale "Rusty Shackleford" Gribble who's always following government conspiracies. Bill "RETARDED LOWLIFE" Dauterive who is a Military Barber and divorcee, and Dang ol' Boomhauer who no one understands yet he still gets girls. Oh well at least it's funny and will probably last until season 8 whenever that is.
The Simpsons (1989)
Either hire some new writers or just cancel the show!!!
What was once one of the greatest shows out has suddenly become a waste of the 8:00 sunday half hour. The Simpsons started out as a skit on The Tracey Ullman back when the FOX network got started in 1986-87, IT SUCKED and the characters and drawings looked like S***marks on paper. Then Came 1989, Still the show sucked but it was bound to get better. That was when Season No. 3 Came. The 1991-92 season, now that was when the show gained it's fame and Simpson Mania was at it's summit worldwide.
This was the official show of the 90's. Nobody could deny that for a fact. Especially during the early to mid 90's when the show was No. 1 on sundays. Now sure during that time the show was on thursday and had to compete with Cosby and NBC'S Lineup. But it was bound to thrive and It did.
The Last great season for this show I have to say was 1998-99. But after the new writers, or whatever it is, and after the tragedy of Phil Hartman, the show finally began to plummet.
I would have to say that this show is getting worse year after year. The worst year being 2001-02 when the show only relied on guest starring celebrities like Carmen Electra, but all im sayin' is to either hire new writers of just cancel the show. This show had it's time in the 90's why keep it now. In fact you what would be better. BRING BACK FAMILY GUY AND PUT Them on at 8pm sunday. That show was better. CANCEL THE SIMPSONS!!
Jeopardy! (1984)
Still Good, Just Could be better.
I remember when the show came on. It was definetly worth watching. Now a days, It still Is, Just could be better. The best part of the show was the Theme Song. The Electronic version, It was made better when they remade it in the early 90's. The Set looked pretty good and the questions are good. But If only the theme song was brought back would the show be back where it belongs.
Wheel of Fortune (1983)
BETTER THAN EVER!!!
I remember when this show came on, The highest prize won was $25,000 in the bonus round. Now a days is 100 grand. And all the toss ups. I'm telling you this show is better than ever. And the theme song is pretty good. Unlike the 1983 "Changing Keys" version which was ugly and used too many synthesizer or the 1997 version where they jazed up the theme. I Like the new hi-tech puzzle board because it gives a more 21st century feel to the show. And the PRIZES!!! We'll What more can be said this show is better than ever before. And the set is cool. Better than the previous sets including the Ugly Sunburst's in 1983. Long Live Wheel.