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Dragonstrike (1993)
Can you survive Dragonstrike?
Oh man, this movie hurt me in a way that no other movie has hurt me before. I recently had a war with my friend, we would show each other the worst movies we could find and we'd see who gave up first. We saw such movies as "Silent Night Bloody Night" "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies" (Not the MST3K version)"In The Woods" and many other horrid movies. I know what a bad movie is, I thought I had won the war with "Fay's 12 Days of Christmas" but then he pulls out the big guns with "Dragonstrike."
This movie was 30 minutes of bleh. You know those movies like Jurassic Park that are like 2 hours but feel like 15 minutes cause they are so good? Well this is the same thing, except this 30 minute movie feels like it goes on for days.
Don't believe me? Fine, go ahead and watch it, but I ask you, can you survive Dragonstrike? I didn't.
Jason X (2001)
Great Fun
I'm not really a Jason fan, but this movie was good. It's good because the movie is not afraid to laugh at its self. Among the horror and action scenes are the jokes throughout the movie. Frankly I went in expecting a real stink-burger, but the movie turned out being fun for the very reason that a serious horror movie would never work in space and the writer and director knew this. So if you want to have a good time this spring, hop on the fun boat goin' full steam ahead with Jason Voorhees as captain.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Surprisingly Funny!
Steve Oedekerk, what can I say? He's made some really good ones, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, and the Thumb shorts (Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, The Blair Thumb). He's also made some stinkers, but even the greats do. This however was extremely funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Also the whole idea behind re-dubbing a movie and making it funny is very clever, I've never seen it happen before. This film takes movie heckling to a whole new level. For fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 this is a must see. The jokes just keep coming throughout the whole movie. See this one for yourself and decide.