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Reviews
Left Behind (2000)
Hustler Magazine gave this a totally limp...
To say this is an atrocious film is offensive to atrocious films. The cinematic tour-de-force The Room was actually a pleasure to watch after having witnessed this crime against the film watching world. I'd still peg Kirk though. He is so do'able.....the ecumenical plot line is absolutely ridiculous bordering on hilarious. An airline doesn't just misplace luggage in this epoc, no there are passengers missing! I'm also pretty sure, given the nature of the film and it's maker's propensity toward prosthelatising, there are actual audiences missing! Who wants to be preached to by a guy who was banging everything that moved during his formative years.
Candy Cane Christmas (2020)
Does anyone actually ever eat candy canes?
I guess I'm just an old fashioned curmudgeon, but I have to wonder why anyone would actually eat a candy cane. They are pretty disgusting, usually toss aways on the same level as a fruitcake or gas station sushi. Eat any of the above and you will spending incredible amounts of time cleaning out your digestive tract, like that cocktail they give you before a colonoscopy. Hours spent blowing out until your legs fall asleep. And just when you think you're done you try to stand up and realize your legs don't agree and you topple over, pants less, into the bathroom sink, chip a tooth and get a fat lip. And now you have to explain to co-workers how your disfigurement was caused by a candy cane......oh and this movie is the cinematic equivalent to eating a candy cane.