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duaneshouseofpizza

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Lorca and the Outlaws

Lorca and the Outlaws

3.3
1
  • Apr 24, 2004
  • Ummm....what? Come again?

    This movie is pointless...some of my friends and I had a Crappy sci-fi movie party and this was by far the worst. I looked amazing on the package. But it is possibly the most boring thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life...

    It made me Physically Ill having to sit though this after ten hours of other horrid Sci-Fi trash such as Abraxas and Star Crash.

    There was huge mining trucks...and weird robots wearing football helmets wielding M-16s that I called OJ Simpson robots. But this was just the most lifeless and horrid drivel in the world.

    This is actually, the worst movie I have ever seen...no exageration...by far the worst.
    Moving

    Moving

    6.1
    10
  • Apr 20, 2002
  • THE BEST!

    Dead Alive

    Dead Alive

    7.5
    10
  • Apr 16, 2002
  • Most amazing thing i have ever seen. Seriously.

    this is the goriest movie I have ever seen. This movie is a horror-comedy along the lines of evil dead...just better in my opinion. It's way funnier and way gorier. the character of Lionel is the best part of the movie though. He's a sissy momma's boy until he has to brutally mangle zombies to save his and his girlfriend's life. this film is simply brilliant. there are some really sick parts though. which is alright. This is so good because like evil dead, It's not trying to be serious at all. Serious horror movies are a crock In my opinion, they're never scary and never fun...(well sometimes if they're laughably bad.) Peter Jackson is an amazing director too! It even shows here!
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