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Smelliville (2021)
GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!
I went into this movie with expectations so high that you would think I was snoop dogg. Well Welcome To Smelliville not only lived up to those expectations, but surpassed them so much that nothing could ever make me so happy again then watching this film for the first time. Not even seeing my 9 year old kid win his baseball championship could live up to this moment. I feel obligated now to legally change his name to kid Oglly. That's how much this movie means to me now. I will watch nothing else but this movie from now on. I will eat, sleep, and breath welcome to smelliville. My goal now in life is to fully transform into an oglly. I have sold my home and all my possessions including my son and now moved to the local rubbage dump. Some people have believed me to be dressed as Shrek due to the green skin and I have to a angrily tell them that I am an oglly. I will eventually make the dump into the theme park seen at the end of the film, but for now I am just an ordinary oglly living in the basic rubbage dump eating the banana peels and Chile cans that I find laying around. This is a dream come true. From Oglly 42 year old man.
Ape vs. Monster (2021)
Masterpiece for the ages
The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Shawshank Redemption, Ape vs. Monster, Titles that will go down as the greatest to ever grace the big screen. Ape vs. Monster from the CGI that rivals that of the original Jurassic Park and Avatar to the music score that compares to the musical scores of John Williams, is a masterpiece that will be go down as one of the all time greats. While watching it can easily be mistaken that Robert De Niro and Marlon Brando are acting in this wonderful masterpiece. It is a movie so good Spielberg would not be able to produce anything half as good. It brought tears, it brought joy, most of all though it brought greatness. This movie makes silence of the lambs look like the Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill. No film can ever be considered the best movie of all time ever again as long as Ape vs. Monster is around. The first time you watch this movie it will be a life changing experience. This movie will change cinema forever.