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Cabin Boy (1994)
What is wrong with you people?
I fully maintain that this movie is the worst of all time...right up there with Battlefield: Earth and The Star Wars Holiday Special. There's virtually no plot, stupid songs, and humor that tries and nearly always misses. The sad part is that I watched it to the end, believing that Elliot and Co. would be able to redeem themselves, but it never happened. I mean, they melt the giant snowman with coffee?! You must have to be high to get it. But maybe that was the point all along...I seriously don't understand how anybody could give this movie beyond a D-, even less how so many of you on this board gave it ten stars!!
The Departed (2006)
So much potential...
This movie had so much potential, so much star power; the directing, the casting: everything. But I hated it. Why? It was so incredibly dirty. Every other word is f**k this or c**t that. Jack Nicholson's character owns pornographic theaters, the sex is over the top, and the blood is a little excessive. I have a hard time believing this story because everything is just so over the top. There's just no way that any real people can be just so twisted as this--and here it is, on my TV! Mostly the language bothered me. I think I could have gotten over the rest of the shortcomings if it wasn't for the language. I just felt so dirty for having witnessed such a film--I actually shut it off. And for those of you who think I just can't handle it: I'm a 21-year-old guy who loves action movies.