Honestly, I was very disappointed in this movie. Some of the cast was good, with great roles by Barry Pepper, Peter Stormare and Greg Kinnear but the movie kind of left me feeling like I was ripped off. Besides the good performances by the above mentioned, I was disappointed by the silly actions of some of the characters in the movie. It was like an M. Night Shyamalan nightmare. Too many twists equals too much cheese. Although the movie had great potential, I found it was a little bit too far fetched and a little too unbelievable for my liking. It's funny how my tastes work. If I am watching a B-Movie, I laugh my face off because of how cheap and hokey it is and ultimately give it a better rating. With movies that attempt to be serious and all I do is roll my eyes? I can't do anything but get disappointed. I gave it 5/10. 3 for Pepper, Kinnear and Stormare and 2 for potential. I docked 5 for ridiculousness and disappointment for what could of been a fantastic movie.
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Halloween II
(2009)
Simply Idiotic
17 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
What can I say about Rob Zombie and his crappy "psychological" twists??? Basically, his twists are an excuse to get his crappy acting wife into every one of his movies. Rob Zombie, you ruin all of your movies because you keep putting your wife in them. And your white horse concept might sound good in theory, but it looked absolutely retarded on screen. The only people in this movie who didn't make asses of themselves were Danielle Harris who played Annie Brackett and Brea Grant who played Laurie's normal friend Mya. Other than that, you made Laurie look like a cheap prostitute and turned her good acting from the first Halloween into an annoying, rebellious, horrible actress who screams about thirty times too much in the second film. Did you not watch this film before you released it? Like come on, the necrophilia talk at the beginning of the movie followed by the coroner's wagon smashing into a cow?? That's how you bring Michael back???? Idiotic.
Your image of Michael Myers really made me shake my head. He looked like a hillbilly who lived in the same woods that Deliverance came from. He all of a sudden starts grunting and talking??? I bet John Carpenter really appreciated how you butchered his masterpiece.
If it didn't have some of your creative gore, this piece of garbage would've been ranked 1 out of 10. Keep your wife out of your movies. She ruins all of them.
Your image of Michael Myers really made me shake my head. He looked like a hillbilly who lived in the same woods that Deliverance came from. He all of a sudden starts grunting and talking??? I bet John Carpenter really appreciated how you butchered his masterpiece.
If it didn't have some of your creative gore, this piece of garbage would've been ranked 1 out of 10. Keep your wife out of your movies. She ruins all of them.
Prom Night
(I) (2008)
Here's the spoiler. You know who it is in the first 5 minutes.....
29 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I just wanted to say first of all, that I'm a big horror movie buff. From blockbuster to low budget, I've seen some pretty bad flicks. Now, just to start off, the opening of this movie was cheesy. But, to know who the damn killer is the whole time??? Where's the suspense? There isn't even a good scare in this thing. For a prom that's taking place in a huge hotel, the murderer walks around looking terribly suspicious, hiding behind doors, hiding behind pillars, and other furniture. Don't even let me start on the murder scenes.......all I have to say is, if I could think of a word that meant lamer than lame, I'd have it written already. Don't even waste your time on it. Trust me. This movie sucked with a capital S and if there was a person in this world that enjoyed this movie, there is something completely wrong. I suggest for a good "bad" movie, try Black Sheep(not Chris Farley's). Nothing like killer sheep running around eating people. Better than this piece of crap.
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