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Hannibal (2001)
10/10
Continuity, Mr. Mamet, continuity.
9 November 2001
Warning: Spoilers
I watched Hannibal when it opened in theatres on February 9, 2001. Last night I rented it on DVD and was perplexed at what I saw as a pretty poor plot flaw. What's more annoying is that the screenplay was co-written by David Mamet, one of the best writers in the business. I can't be assed with all this spoiler pedantic nonsense so if you haven't seen the film or read the script go and put the kettle on.

Hannibal has been traced to Uffizzi Galleria in Florence by a local corrupt cop Pazzi. Outside waiting to bundle him into a truck and into the fiendish hands of Gary Oldman are Pazzi's own two professional henchmen. Pazzi is killed in a historical yet ironic fashion, which prompts said henchmen to rush into the Galleria, whereupon Hannibal slices and dices Hairy Henchman #1 with his usual panache. Henchman #2 (bald) trips over the body and has a nano second of screen time as he grieves for Hairy Henchman #1, with whom he obviously has a closer relationship than baddy buddies. wink, wink

Flash forward and yet again we find Hannibal trapped and cornered by nemesis Oldman and assorted Italian Henchmen. But wait, who is this familiar henchman amongst them? Why, it's our old bald baddy buddy from the Galleria who has had no previous connection with the Oldman gang. Needless to say, Hannibal goes on the old bite and flight routine, yet manages to throw in a quip to bald henchman about him wearing same disgusting after shave as his dead brudder, before garrotting him with his usual culinary panache.

Now there's nothing to indicate that the bald buddy baddie has fallen in with the Oldman gang, yet he manages to make the flight from Florence to Washington, hook up with the Oldman gang, and nobody stops to ask, 'Who's the bald geezer?' Now, obviously I am pedantic in the way I watch films. It's been a long time since I was able to willingly suspend my disbelief, but this jarred out as a sore thumb to me. My best friend Jimmy, not the most dedicated of cineastes, also spotted the flaw, with the immortal phrase "When did HE join the man eating pig gang?" So it can't just be me and my pal, which begs the question what the chuffing fudge was going on with the studio, the writers, the script editor, the continuity girl/bloke and the director that no one thought, "Oops, that doesn't quite play right. Should we go back and fix it?"

Otherwise, it's a brilliant movie. It's in all-time favorite top three. I just wish they kept the part about Hannibal's sister. It explains a lot about him and the way he connected with Clarice. My advice: read the book, then watch the movie. I like the movie ending a lot better than the book. It agrees with the characters and makes more sense. For the uninitiated this review probably doesn't make much sense, so I suggest you go read the book, watch the movie and come back and reread it. Ya hear?
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Retroactive (1997)
6/10
Time After Crime
9 November 2001
I just watched this movie on cable. Surprisingly good. Non-stop action, strong female lead, interesting plot twists. Paunchy James Belushi with a Texan twang does a great acting job as Frank, an abusive husband and all-around one mean bastard. Kylie Travis is excellent as Karen, a psychologist slash federal officer. She's no wimp and her take-no-crap attitude matches Belushi's bad-to-the-bone villain perfectly. Good movie in need of a better title. What were they thinking??
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10/10
1-800-UNDERRATED
9 November 2001
This movie is #1 on my top ten list. Point fingers all you want. Frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam. You must be one of those folks who in early 90's listened to Jerry Falwell and marched outside 20th Century Fox protesting over a comedian, an on-stage character. You didn't see the movie because Dice's in it.

If you're an open-minded, not-so-easily brainwashed maverick, you ignored the C.U.N.T. women's movement and watched 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane' *because* Dice is in it. If it's the latter, you don't need my opinion. You already know that this movie ROCKS. It's got the precisely right combination of humor, comic book action, women, and cool music soundtrack.

Roger Ebert didn't think this movie was worth even one star. Who cares? Sometimes Roger wouldn't know a good movie if it bit him in the ass. But even Ebert had to admit that Andrew Dice Clay has a future in movies. He's got talent, screen presence, is at home and confident. Too bad nobody in Hollywood noticed this particular part of Ebert's review. Dice became an outcast and hasn't had a starring role since 'Brain Smasher' (1993). Personally, I think he should have crossed over into porn industry, like Scotty Schwartz, the kid from 'The Toy' and 'Christmas Story.' Joking.

Just to end this on a serious note. Hollywood, get a sense of humor and give Dice another break. He deserves it.
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