stevenseay Reviews

Lift (I) (2024)

Stop with Kevin Heart - Not worth a watch

[1/10 · 13 January 2024]

How do people still enjoy watching Kevin Heart? It's similar to saying that you enjoy watching "The Rock", both are poor excuses for actors and need to stop being casted for roles. This movie was not remotely enjoyable to watch which is a huge let down as this type of movie (Heists) would be my favorite by far when done even slightly well. I even enjoy poorly made heist movies just for the fact I like the genre. The pointless/worthless humor could have been done so much better, it almost feels like anytime you see Kevin Heart in a movie, you know what you're going to get, a poor attempt at "comedy" riddled with a mediocre story line. Netflix is really dropping the ball with their content, happy that my subscription runs out in the coming days. That being said, I wouldn't really recommend watching this unless you had a gun to your head or you were absolutely baked out of your mind and knew you'd fall asleep after the first 20 min or so.

Andrew Santino: Cheeseburger (2023)

Disappointing to say the least

[1/10 · 12 January 2023]

Have always been a casual fan of Andrew and used to listen to his podcast fairly regularly (Bad Friends). Haven't really followed him much the past year or so but figured I'd give his special a try after a few rips. About 50% of the way through and I'm honestly not sure what happened to him either before or during the writing process, was he hit in the head by a crazy homeless person? Did he switch bodies with Amy Schumer only while writing jokes? Did someone force him to tell unfunny bits for the first half and save the actual comedy for the second? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IT'S SO BAD. Best of luck Andrew, great to see you atleast still have a semi-successful podcast.

Nicole Byer: BBW (Big Beautiful Weirdo) (2021 TV Special)

Just another low-tier comedy special given to another not-so-funny "comedian"

[2/10 · 8 December 2021]

As a huge fan of stand-up I do my best to give all specials a chance, however, Netflix has been giving specials out to undeserving comics for years. THIS SPECIAL FITS PERFECTLY INTO THAT CATAGORY.

Don't waste your time, there are better things you can do with it.