pinkpearlz Reviews

Camp Getaway (2020)

Not Bravo's finest.

[1/10 · 25 May 2020]

I have personally been to club getaway so I get why they thought it would be a good idea- young professionals acting like kids on the weekend just like in summer house.

however, this is a group of very blah people with very dull scenarios. Really, nothing happens in this show. No one is particularly attractive or likable and nothing particularly interesting happens on this show. I can't imagine having a favorite person on this show because no one does anything noteworthy or has a personality including the guests.

The Lighthouse (I) (2019)

Torture

[1/10 · 3 November 2019]

I'd give this minus 10 stars if I could. It's like if the shining was black and white, nonstop rain, two dudes stuck in a lighthouse keeping the lighthouse clean, getting drunk, farting snoring and going crazy.

Very Cavallari (2018–2020)

Nothing happens on this show

[4/10 · 19 May 2019]

I think Kristin has great style/makeup and I love her jewelry line but it fascinates me that nothing happens on this show. I usually love reality tv and not really looking for anything deep but truly nothing happens on this show

Unanchored (2018)

usually love Bravo but

[1/10 · 26 December 2018]

Other reviews are right. This is a bunch of relatively unattractive people (they seem very proud of the fact that they have jobs though- and the show brags that it's a bunch of "successful" professionals who take time from their busy schedules to party for 3 weeks, apparently people who have jobs are automatically successful?). I think since Below Deck is popular, Bravo thought if they stick people on a boat they automatically have a hit show. These people are neither attractive nor interesting, and the dilemmas they deal with are wildly uninteresting (one girl hooks up with a guy another girl has a crush on. Omg. Or, one girl tries to make meatballs on the boat even though there are two designated meatball makers on board). I even feel bored writing this review. And I usually love bravo. This is even worse than their flop in the ski house in Whistler a few years ago.

Red Sparrow (2018)

Sigh

[4/10 · 16 September 2018]

This movie started out interesting, then got quite boring and lasted way too long. Jennifer looked good though.